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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    That lineup is gonna slay villains and make babies.
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    Turns out Carpenter was sick last night because he was mildly poisoned by the tainted anonymous salsa he sent to Bryant.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I don't doubt getting rid of an absolutely incompetent manager is one of the few cases where a manager can actually impact a team's success, but I seriously doubt something along the lines of, "man, I'm glad that THAT guy is gone and we all get along so great," is accounting for them playing at a, what, 110+ win-pace? And I especially doubt it's something that can keep up for more than another month. It seems mostly like several of their bats got hot at the same time.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    If a big component of fearing the Cardinals is something as nebulous as "much improved chemistry"...then I'm not really fearing the Cardinals.
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    Carpenter left the game because he felt like he was gonna barf.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Nah; it's obviously not impossible for the Cardinals to actually win the division, but it really hinges on them continuing to play around a 110 win season-pace if the Cubs can even manage to just be OK the rest of the way. It's trivial, IMO, in the sense that it's likely going to take something like another critical injury on the Cubs to cause that to happen.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Bruh, you're talking like the Yankees have a shot, too.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Fangraphs says the Cardinals currently have a 7.2% chance to win the division. For comparison, they have the Yankees with an 8.4% shot.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Nah, it's pretty trivial, dexter. Unless you think it's likely the Cardinals keep playing at this pace for another month.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Time to start a new streak, SSR.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Well he’s better then bad but not good I'm assuming you're paraphrasing the Log song, because that's what Almora is swinging like these days.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It drives me nuts that Almora's average is still high, because it convinces people like my dad that he's good.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The horsefeathers was he looking for.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    The manager's beer goggles.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, Bote. That first pitch was begging to be annihilated.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle Schwarber is the baseball paradox of being annoyingly WAY too patient.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Plus why is anyone worrying over Strasburg right now. He's kinda just Some Dude lately.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This kind of micro-obsessing over opposing starting pitchers when the Cubs are actually kicking ass is sneakily the doomiest of doom boners.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So I'm stuck following this on Gameday; how big is the crowd even for a "game" like this?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Delicious.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Swingy McSwingforeverything suddenly decides he's Zobrist at a critical time on a fastball. What a genius.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Dude arguably should always be sac bunting even with nobody on base.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, that gif is super NSFW, Old Style.
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