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  1. Sammy Sofa
    EVERYBODY GETS AN INNING! EVERYBODY GETS AN INNING!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    You can be my hero, Jonesy... You can take away the pain... Whoa, where did that come from?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Have you seen this boy? As he holds up a picture of Mark Prior...
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Neifury to Wombat to Wolfman! It's gonna be a big hit!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Howry creeps me out when he's on the field. Dude looks like Robert Patrick from T2.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Wombat!
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Man, hammerin' Hank Pierre...sure, a bunch of outs, but at least they were out of the damn infield.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Will Dusty avoid using the potentially hurt Dempster and go with Howry or Eyre or Williamson instead?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    *BARF* Was that good or bad?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    This is so supremely awesome and terrible at the same time!
  11. Sammy Sofa
    We were so young and innocent then... ... with a 13-8 record !! Man, it was like Camelot!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I just flashed my CEDEN-O-FACE!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    We were so young and innocent then...
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Touche, Will Ohman. Touche...you win THIS round...
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I love you guys. Let's hug it out.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Why in God's name is Ohman still pitching?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    This is what madness feels like.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Prior's delay has been so long and mysterious because the Cubs are attempting to transplant his freakish calf muscles into his arms so he can pitch AND hit like a monster upon his return.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Neifury smash!
  20. Sammy Sofa
    And Shock Jones just took a walk?!? These are the end times...gather close, my brothers! We, the miserable loyal few, will be taken unto paradise!
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Andruw Jones has struck out, what, 3 times? And the Braves have still hit 8 HR's? Dogs and cats, living together!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Couldn't you have edited your joke to jibe with Fred's edited post? I took a knee on a wild ____. A winner would know how to adapt. I'm the Enrique Wilson of internet schtick. *Hangs head in shame*
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Frankly, I think you ruined your own joke, eh? Hey, I freely admitted it was terrible from the get-go. In other news, this game is asinine.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I took a knee on a passed stone. HIIIIIII-OHHHHHH!!! Awww, man, Fred ruined my terrible joke when he edited his post to say "wild pitch."
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Wait...the Cubs have given up 8 HR's...and struck out a dozen batters?!? What the hell kind of insane game did I miss most of? Jeez...
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