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  1. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.ringworld.org/~tlee/insanity.gif
  2. Sammy Sofa
    HOLLABACK, NEPHEW!!! THE CUBS WIN!!!
  3. Sammy Sofa
    LOCK THE DAMN DOOR, DEMP.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Gary Bennett, I scoff at you! SCOFF!!! SCOFF!!!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    :lol: Andy Griffith? Opie? Aunt Bea? Ace? Chief? MCCLOUD!!!
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Mabry's bat has been pretty stanky, but his defense has been supple and sweet. He's the new Neifi!
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I'm going to name my child "Or."
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Even Gameday is too tired to not be [expletive].
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, when Walker scored those 2 runs to tie it, it melted down Gameday. Now it's happening again...he's got the touch! He's got the powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap, if this game goes on long enough, I bet we see Walker with a full beard within 2, maybe 3 more innings.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    You're not love drunk off of Neifi's hump?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Pie's on the Concorde right now, speeding to save the day and...OH MY GOD!!! http://www.newprophecy.net/2000_Concorde_crash.jpg
  13. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S NEIFI TIME!!! This is 'effin' ponderous. Anyone wanna cyber?!?!11/11!?! A/S/L, d000000dZZZZ!1111!!!1
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I wanna hear Len...all I get is the Cards' version on EI. I'll bet Bob is just off in the corner, making out with his WS ring.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Put your hands together, my friend...
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Are we in Hell?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] is gonna come out?!? I figured he and Ponson were already in the clubhouse, feeding each other a dozen pies.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Dempster is hurling his balls at Rolen very recklessly.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Pujols stinks, he's peaked, it's all downhill from here, blah-blah-blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Pujols sweats honey and baby tears.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    END IT NOW, YOU SWARTHY MOUNTAIN OF A BASTARD MAN!!!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Bynum, I want to punch you in your mouth.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Go yard, Bynum. I wanna sleep.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Is OleMiss drunk?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This isht is bananas.
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