Jump to content
North Side Baseball

Sammy Sofa

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    97,980

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    205

 Content Type 

Profiles

Joomla Posts 1

Chicago Cubs Videos

Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking

News

2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

Guides & Resources

2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

The Chicago Cubs Players Project

2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker

Blogs

Events

Forums

Store

Gallery

Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    You're not love drunk off of Neifi's hump?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Pie's on the Concorde right now, speeding to save the day and...OH MY GOD!!! http://www.newprophecy.net/2000_Concorde_crash.jpg
  3. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S NEIFI TIME!!! This is 'effin' ponderous. Anyone wanna cyber?!?!11/11!?! A/S/L, d000000dZZZZ!1111!!!1
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I wanna hear Len...all I get is the Cards' version on EI. I'll bet Bob is just off in the corner, making out with his WS ring.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Put your hands together, my friend...
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Are we in Hell?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] is gonna come out?!? I figured he and Ponson were already in the clubhouse, feeding each other a dozen pies.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Dempster is hurling his balls at Rolen very recklessly.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Pujols stinks, he's peaked, it's all downhill from here, blah-blah-blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Pujols sweats honey and baby tears.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    END IT NOW, YOU SWARTHY MOUNTAIN OF A BASTARD MAN!!!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Bynum, I want to punch you in your mouth.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Go yard, Bynum. I wanna sleep.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Is OleMiss drunk?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    This isht is bananas.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe Santo isn't actually sick and he's suiting up to get out there and kick some ass and show these bums some class. Man, that would rule. Get better, Ron!
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Squeezing Hancock.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    How long had you been waiting to use that one? :) Sadly, I've already used variations of it at least six dozen times this year alone.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    That strikeout was SO Taguchi.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Why is Eyre still pitching?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Why the funk is Jones out?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Aramis, stop sucking just enough so you can be packaged and traded for someone with a little value.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Where's Lee? Granted, his cast has only been off for a day or two, so he'll only have the strength of five men instead of fifty, but it'll have to do.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The ball landed in the glove and stayed there.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, the delicious irony...
×
×
  • Create New...