Sammy Sofa

It really is sad the more I think about it. He basically only had one choice out of his options where he wouldn't have been THE man on the team, and he went running towards that choice like he was terrified of anything else. I think he would have seriously considered going to the Lakers instead if they had somehow had the money and still had Kobe. Have we ever seen a player as highly regarded as LeBron so willfully and blatantly choose to be the second banana?

Hopefully this is true.

Prior managing some kind of comeback would be like a nice hug for my heart.

OR ELSE.

Sounds pretty par for the course if they're planning to get rid of him after the season is over.

Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy does the Colvin at 1B idea keep coming up?

Santo would drag them waaaaaaaaaaaaay down.

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He's already got a bum arm and shoulder and now you want him to pull an ankle? =D> http://static.open.salon.com/files/gun_to_head1241048759.jpg

I really wish he had some insane demand, like he wanted to be forever preserved Lenin-style in some ridiculous crystal coffin that is suspended and rotating above CF in Yankee Stadium at all times. Clank one off the old man and it's a ground rule double!

George is gettin' UPSET!!!

I'll throw down dough that Wade is too busted for that to be the case in 3 years. This is gonna be fun to watch, but I have a hunch it's not going to last too long.

It's largely redundant. If a hitter is a good hitter in general then it's likely they're a good, or at least serviceable, hitter with RISP. It's highly unusual when you have players who are consistently good or useful hitters who are basically randomly not also good or useful with RISP. Those "unclutch good hitters" are essentially myths created by hack sports journalists, radio shows and the meathead fans that eat up their every word (aka A-Rod Syndrome). I am not sure at what point it becomes significant but there are some long tenured players that have pretty big differentials in their runners on/ risp and bases empty stats. Kevin Youklis is over 70 points worse with nobody on in his career. Ortiz, Maglio Ordonez, Bobby Abreu also have pretty big differntials over their careers. Others are pretty much spot on - Jeter I think was almost dead on. Arod is pretty consistent although there is a bit of a drop with RISP and 2 outs - although his seems to be slightly more most players seem to have a bit of a drop. (...well I certainly didn't look at most players) Soriano is better with nobody on by a pretty big margin but that probably has something to do with him batting leadoff so much. Exactly. It's largely meaningless, in the grand scheme of things. Most of the time significant variation between numbers with nobody on and RISP typically can be chalked up to where the hitter hits or has hit in the lineup and/or is also skewed by the quality of the players around them more so than the player actually hitting significantly different in those situations.

AND JUMP.

Take my hand.

Dream big. Just this once.

Admit it; deep down that's what you want.

His career .301 .403 .548 .951 line with RISP is all an illllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuusionnnnnnn.

It's largely redundant. If a hitter is a good hitter in general then it's likely they're a good, or at least serviceable, hitter with RISP. It's highly unusual when you have players who are consistently good or useful hitters who are basically randomly not also good or useful with RISP. Those "unclutch good hitters" are essentially myths created by hack sports journalists, radio shows and the meathead fans that eat up their every word (aka A-Rod Syndrome).

I'll bet you a fine how do you do that the Lions only win 2 games. BE BOLD.

Jesse Jackson is an inspiration only to white people who want to pretend racism doesn't exist.

UH-OH SPAGHETTI-O'S, CLUBHOUSE CANCER!!! Meathead fans are already at half-mast in anticipation...

It really explained a lot when I read that recent book about the Big Red Machine; Morgan didn't really give a [expletive] about understanding or "knowing" baseball at all. He was just lucky to be gifted enough as a player to overcome his stupidity. And he was a dick back then, too.

Why do black people need a "public representative?" Jesse Jackson is just Jesse Jackson.

The Cubs sucks because nobody good wants to play here because of the stupid "Pujols mows my lawn" and "HORRY COW!" shirts.