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  1. Sammy Sofa
    When? Last week? After the game the Good Year Blimp said that Rose is a pimp.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, everyone was either really, really attractive or having a great time. Made being gay look pretty awesome, actually.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    That equipment is pretty essential for that kind of party.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Homophobic?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    It was great. I witnessed it Elwood, and I will remember it forever. Bravo.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Damn you, foe, why do you deny me?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    what a cynical douche Sir, if I knew where you lived I would challenge you to fisticuffs. Surely it is somewhere mundane and easily accessible within these United States.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Jeez, what an egomaniac.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Thanks for this. Good stuff.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    No, he really doesn't.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Ew, a vegan? Nevermind.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Though it does make sense; someone would have realized that he's going to get more offered and more offers period if he's not out there looking like E. Honda.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    If I can see more pics of this miracle I may have to take back everything I said. Unless his power was in his blubber.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Let's settle this once and for all. The poor, unfortunate souls who are both Cubs fans and Packers fans must be singled out so they can be ostracized and mocked until my fingers are raw from all the frenzied typing. If you're a Cubs fan and a fan of a football team other than the Packers or the Bears, I'm sorry, but you are da Bum and nobody gives a [expletive]. BEGIN. BEARS FAN.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Where?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, I'm a cheerful, jaunty fella.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    BULL [expletive].
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Ah-boo.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    ZOOM.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Damn right. I've said it before, but imagine someone being a Jets/Phillies or Eagles/Mets fan. A Cubs/Packers fan is just as awful. Patriots/Yankees fan, imo. Or a Red Sox/Jets fan.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Damn right. I've said it before, but imagine someone being a Jets/Phillies or Eagles/Mets fan. A Cubs/Packers fan is just as awful.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahaaah!!!
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Blargh, his head got rocked. That's no good.
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