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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, except for all of those times where I did, you mook. Jesus Christ, C.C. lecturing people for not admitting they were wrong or that they're not totally sure of what they're talking about. Next he's going to be chastising someone for spending too much money and being creepily obsessed with material things.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Most people who are racist are racist without even realizing it.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Ugh, you're somehow even outdoing O_O.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    That's not sad; it's the fan equivalent of finding out someone you're kind of friends with is a douchebag because they go nuts and start being a racist on Facebook. This will help clarify even more who should be shunned and mocked.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Shut up, Kyle. This is Tree's moment.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Line up for the beatings, kids.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    SNORE. This is the era of being bold and brassy.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Who was that [expletive] going on about the safari here? Was it Godzillavs.KingKong? Sounds like something he would do. Let's wail on him just to be safe.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    KEMPKEMPKEMP. OR UPTONUPTONUPTON. OR BOTHBOTHBOTHBOTH.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    All of our current and future firstborn.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IF THERE'S ANYONE ELSE GREAT OUT THERE THEN RICKETTS WILL HAVE THEM AND THEN FEAST ON THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    How much more impressive are CJ's numbers based on Arlington arguably having the most hitter-friendly park in MLB? I suppose that all depends on whether he's more of a FB pitcher or a GB pitcher. I know little to nothing about him other than the fact that he's pretty awesome at exercise/nutrition. Same here. I'm too drunk on awesomeness to worry about the details.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    How much more impressive are CJ's numbers based on Arlington arguably having the most hitter-friendly park in MLB?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Honestly, I really don't care because I have almost total faith that the new FO will put someone in there who they can work with and isn't a monster from a dank bog like Dusty. Most managers aren't THAT bad, so hell, I wouldn't even care if they wanted Sandberg. The Boy Wonder Boner Trifecta runs the show.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The shitty playoffs also gives us the added bonus of freaking out the meatballs.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Jack Z. was a rising star a couple years ago, but he has largely fizzled in Seattle. That's an understatement.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] yeah. They've got "[expletive] you"-money courtesy of the motherfucking Ricketts and the monster talent is available now, with more of both available after next year, too. DO EVERYTHING.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Mike Murphy even trumped Rosenbloom last Saturday. I had the misfortune of hearing him rant how the hold up at the time was just yet another in a "long line of failures courtesy of Tom Ricketts. He then went on a rampage insisting that the "right way" to have handled this would have been for Ricketts to go to the Red Sox, ask for permission to talk to Theo, then offer them compensation and get them to agree to it...BEFORE HE EVEN TALKS TO EPSTEIN.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    This is some Peter North-level isht right here.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Why in the holy blue [expletive] should I be impressed with Seattle's FO? Seriously, I have no idea. They must be new, right?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, if those guys are still together once the Mets have money again and a less horrible owner they could be monstrous.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, so? Who else would be rejecting whatever is on the table?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    also dave kaplan is okay with you and hates me i wonder which one of us is living right? If ssr isn't responding, it might be that he's helping someone break in her Halloween costume. KA-SPLOOSH
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Same here. That's my attitude towards nearly anyone who is hired as a manager, and Dusty hadn't really established his monstrous reputation at that point. There were warning signs, but I was pretty indifferent.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    MURDER.
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