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  1. Sammy Sofa
    [Kyle]Why would you take out a guy in the middle of only giving up a 1-hit/1-run game through 4?!?[/Kyle]
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Starlin Castro, add Tim Beckham
  3. Sammy Sofa
    This is like waking up from a 3 year coma, hearing about everything that has happened, and then going with, "boy, I was not expecting to see that the economy was doing so well!" as your main takeaway.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure the corpse of Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton would walk fewer guys.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I know I just argued on the other page that there's no reason for the Cubs to not keep starting him if he's healthy, especially with how well everyone is playing...and that's true...but my god, I can think of few players that have been more infuriating to watch. I swear he racks up these strikeouts through sheer dumb luck, because those AB's look pretty much as terrible for him as the ones where he walks someone. If I didn't have my blood pressure under control, he would probably make me stroke out.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This would be a really, really bad time for Darvish's required dong per game.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Get out of this, you freaked out maniac.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Boy, Joe inexplicably deciding to not let Hendricks finish the game last night is looking more and more stupid by the pitch.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I mean he’s the all time leader in K/9 so a lot of people believe the legend. Or maybe it's some kind of deep cover Make-a-Wish deal, and he's just defied the odds.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It's kinda to the point that I almost think Darvish ever being good was some kind of elaborate urban legend. Why would anyone ever swing at this fartknocker's fartknockery.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Though mostly with his hideous hair than anything else. MESSAGE RECEIVED.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing I remember along these lines in high school was a plague of dead-legging, and that wasn't about tricking someone into doing or saying anything; you just tried to wail on the leg of someone standing up and not paying attention in the hopes they'd go down in a heap.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    (That I don't have)
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Is that a "he doesn't pay attention to baseball" joke or a "he didn't have friends" joke? Asking for a friend.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Jackie Bradley Jr. robs walkoff dong like a boss: https://cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-05/08/58ac425d-ebc132c7-c58b733f-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4
  17. Sammy Sofa
    You have...complicated ideas about how a baseball team should be run. If the team is playing well, and the rest of the starting rotation is doing well, then why wouldn't you want to be able to ride that to try and get a guy who would be REALLY VALUABLE if he was a good again hopefully back to some semblance of how he's been a very good pitcher? Why would you be looking to bail on him ASAP and effectively punt him being a useful starter not even 1.5 seasons in to his contract? It's not like they need to desperately bolster the rotation or something right now.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oooh, and with a healthy dose of ye olde, "the REAL racists are the people who always see racism!"
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    Of course that happened while I was in the damn bathroom.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Almora's hilariously overwrought anguished scream of failure gives me life. Yeah, because you just missed hitting a home run. OK, pal.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Back to back useless batters who should be Ian Happ instead.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    There is no horsefeathering just god of any kind if this complete turd dongs right here.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That was a brutally bad AB.
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