Sammy Sofa
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It's even better if you picture him taking it off all sexily. Well that’s creepy. The hell it is. -
He’s fine in the LaStella role, he still might be hurt too. His role shouldn’t be this big, but with Zobrist dealing with whatever he’s dealing with, Russell and then refusing to bring Happ up he has an annoyingly large role for what he is. But why did they need a newer, older, more expensive of La Stella when they already had a younger, better, cheaper La Stella?
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What the hell was the point of signing Descalso? He literally serves no purpose besides thankfully keeping Russell off the field.
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It's even better if you picture him taking it off all sexily.
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And still managed to get through 2 innings in less than 20 pitches. Suck it, Brewers.
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How dare they make Lester throw more pitches with their paltry singles.
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Please unleash hell now, Cobs. Let's have a laugher.
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BRB; off to the GoT thread to talk about how much I'm not going to watch GoT.
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Would a random game in May even barely tempt you to miss the series finale of a show you loved? I've been watching probably a good 99% of my favorite shows at the earliest the day after they air for years now, so I'm not the right person to ask. Sports are essentially the only live/as it happens TV I watch (because watching live events like sports after the fact is something I find as insane as you look at waiting to watch a new episode of GoT).
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Eh; it is pretty annoying when a live sporting event I want to watch is on at the same time as something else I want to see. Makes sense.
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Is GoT bizarrely on super early, or is this Derwooding?
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Love that this asshat has had multiple chances to be the hero of the game the last two days, and has managed to fail miserably almost every single time.
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Yes. And before, too.
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FUCKIN' FINALLY. This game was a hemorrhoid.
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Joe getting cute with the bullpen, so this likely ends pretty quick.
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Contreras rules, but it seems like he and Baez go to pieces in situations like this.
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Win it, you dildos.
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Boy, sure sounds like there's a lot of Brewers fans there.
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Alright, there's zero chance that strike 1 wasn't Baez just deciding even before the pitch was thrown that he was swinging no matter what. What the horsefeathers.
