Yeah, but RBI can actually be a useful stat (relatively speaking; even when used "right" it's pretty minor). Granted, meatballs totally abuse and misuse it 9 times out of 10, but it's not like W/L, which is just completely worthless.
I think I have to follow through with this Len thing; the last time I made such a pledge it was promising to go to church every week if the Cubs won a game in 2008. Well, that game turned out to be the Aramis walkoff homer against Milwaukee and the whole going to church thing lasted about two weeks before I gave up and everything's been awful since.