Yeah, but RBI can actually be a useful stat (relatively speaking; even when used "right" it's pretty minor). Granted, meatballs totally abuse and misuse it 9 times out of 10, but it's not like W/L, which is just completely worthless.
I think I have to follow through with this Len thing; the last time I made such a pledge it was promising to go to church every week if the Cubs won a game in 2008. Well, that game turned out to be the Aramis walkoff homer against Milwaukee and the whole going to church thing lasted about two weeks before I gave up and everything's been awful since.
Some fat chef bragging about how he knows nothing about baseball and then being all obnoxious about his muffins and how he fries his steaks. All the more reason to stop with the celebrity/free-advertising guest conductors for the 7th inning stretch. I don't mind it most of the time. Most seem thrilled to be up there and even if it's a trainwreck it's an entertaining one. This guy was just bad.