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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This after he had historically bad numbers with RISP last year Dude is just not good, period. It's ridiculous how badly the entire OF was botched.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    And if neither of them appear, SSR, do your thing.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Cubswin11 is technically up, but he hasn't been on the board in nearly a week, so TMan92, it's probably gonna be up to you to stop the bleeding.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    So compared to the half the lineup who are potential MVP caliber, the other half doesn't measure up. You don't say? Cute.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't remind me of how the Cubs fucked up getting Verlander instead of Quintana, you jagoff.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    When Len was saying it was a matter of "when" and not "if," I couldn't tell if he was talking about the rain or the Cubs getting knocked out of 1st.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That they already extended David horsefeathering Bote, who swings at everything like he thinks he needs to annihilate the ball to the moon with every horsefeathering pitch, just epitomizes the inherent flaws in their approach to the roster they've built/how they've developed players/tried to "fix" players they've brought in. Outside of Bryant, Rizzo, Contreras and Baez, everyone else is a [expletive] disaster.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs have turned into some kind of gestalt Adam Dunn that only homers and strikes out.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I wanted Machdo signed to play 3B, and then move Bryant to the OF with Baez staying at SS. Now I might get that, except Baez at 3B, and Russell in the lineup instead of Machado. Go get fucked, Cubs.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone caught Schwarberitis.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This would be less worrisome if it wasn't indicative of a bizarre area of struggle that's been ongoing for years now.
  12. Sammy Sofa
  13. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathering baseball is broken. Go drop dead, Ricketts.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    You're up.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Alright then.
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  17. Sammy Sofa
    Even a pizza from Wegmans is better than literally any Chicago pizza place ever.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    THAT'SH THE SHICAGO WAY.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    This deserves honorary inclusion:
  20. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER FORGET:
  21. Sammy Sofa
    REMEMBER WHY THEY MUST BE DESTROYED:
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    *last known photo
  24. Sammy Sofa
    How much suck does a Grichuk suck?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I don't hate it at all; it's a total non-move. He's just a player I like making fun of.
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