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    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/12/om3i.gif
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    Even if the argument is something dumb, like, "oh, he had to move his glove too much/the pitcher obviously missed his spot," if the moved glove/missed spot ends up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE FREAKING ZONE WHEN IT CROSSES THE PLATE THEN THAT horsefeathers DOESN'T MATTER. Replace umps with robots, and then feed the umps to the robots.
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    - cl smooth. Northside Baseball. June 5th, 2019
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    It's the Prince basketball game all over again.
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    Stupid feed wouldn't work for me, but hey, cool win!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This game is the Kyle Schwarber Experience boiled down to its essence.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    So the Brewers are losing 12-0 to the Marlins.
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    Jesus, Hendricks is savage out there tonight.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    NEVERMIND I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, so maybe I should talk more horsefeathers about this CarGo guy.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I agree he's above average in that he hits a ton of dongs (I think he's on pace to hit 30 or so again this year), but it seems like he's really testing the bizarre limit of just how valuable a dude who basically ONLY has the plus of crushing dongs can be. Beyond that he seems to be Just a Dude, at best. If the Cubs' OF wasn't such a damn Dead Zone, you could pretty easily get away with burying him in the corner and enjoying those 30ish dongs a year, but, as it stands, each spot has just turned out to be its own glaring area of suck.
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    It's been brought up here before, but he's the weird/unfortunate type of player who sees the ball really well, but is also too patient for his own good.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Probably around 2 fWAR a season (more likely at or under), at best.
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    An fWAR bolstered significantly by what increasingly is looking like an unsustainable level of defensive value, and now sandwiched by two seasons of butt. The dude has had 1500 PA at this point, and we're already more than a third of the way through this season; at what point does it go from, "Schwarber is still young/coming back from injury/adjusting to new position/whatever/etc." to, "maybe Kyle Schwarber just isn't that good?"
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    To be fair, I think the "they should trade Willson Contreras" take is just one dude. And to be further fair, that's a very debatable assessment of Schwarber at this point.
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    If CarGo dongs here I will believe.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    MY GOD A HIT WITH A RISP. MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Lester is being a real cool dude today.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    4 baserunners...1 run. It's something, I guess!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Deep flyout is what you get.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    RIZZO, PLEASE DO SOMETHING COOL.
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