Jump to content
North Side Baseball

Sammy Sofa

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    98,036

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    206

 Content Type 

Profiles

Joomla Posts 1

Chicago Cubs Videos

Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking

News

2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

Guides & Resources

2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

The Chicago Cubs Players Project

2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker

Blogs

Events

Forums

Store

Gallery

Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, is Hendry trading for Aramis and Lee now considered a bad thing by some people for some reason? That doesn't make any sense.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Which is why it's not worrying me all that much. The Bears are still going to blow these humps out by at least 2 TD. Thank you, Hester.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    So there's bean bags everywhere.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    That was the worst. BUT THAT WAS THE BEST!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I like it.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Black Unicorn in full effect today.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Playing with fire.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    We need more posters in here; anyone casually observing is going to think the Bears are getting killed thanks to Soul.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I like the way you work it, Cutler.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Seeing as it's showing up now I'm guessing he thinks nobody is watching.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Though its mention in Blue Velvet does justify its existence.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    PBR is a great beer in the adjunct grain class. It wins taste competitions over and over. I can see why people might not like it, but if one is comparing it to the Budweisers of the world there is no equal. I think some people don't like it because of the perception of the people who drink it. Hipster got on the bandwagon because it is a cheap beer that tastes good and wasn't massively marketed. Agreed on all counts. Buyer just has to be beware in places where hipsters have driven up the cost. But if you can find it in a small town for some $1.50 pint special on tap its a good buy. Ugh. Pabst wins awards in its shitty category, which is a category filled with terrible beers. Hipsters have nothing to do with my hating it; I hate it because it tastes like garbage and it makes me feel hung over with terrible beer farts before I'm even drunk, much less waking up the next day.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    How did I miss this sister. LINKS.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    HOLY [expletive], IT'S FARNSWORTH.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Soriano coming away from the wall is straight [expletive] baller.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, hey, look: Rizzo was momentarily not dog [expletive].
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Hell, it's not like the choice is [expletive] or craft beer; just buy a [expletive] Red Stripe or something, it's not going to cripple your bank account.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, wave after wave. Instead of sorting through other teams garbage, we will have our own. They will be cheaper and better. Mathis anyone? http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c4597f65b3771072984eb0d8e0855ed/tumblr_mi6qldQK3w1qdwvnio1_500.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Jay. JAY. Come on. Unless he's doing it ironically...which is sexy and so Cutler.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, it's death either way; the question is simply whether it will be a happy one or a miserable one.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Jay tried to call him, but Urlacher just stares angrily at his phone like an [expletive] instead of actually answering it.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    "Dude, remember when you were [expletive] Paris Hilton? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER."
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I've been a Cubs fan for 30 years and I'm torn between using this massive amount of heroin for suicide or celebration.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    "Hey, just wanted to check in and see if you still look like an angry baby with a literal dick head. 'K, bye!"
×
×
  • Create New...