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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'm assuming that was just because it was Drew Brees.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    That Jordan Mills stuff on the previous page does not bode well at all. McCown is likely going to have be scrambling for his life.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Love hearing that, Bourjos is one of my favorite targets this offseason. Yeah, I'm a big Bourjos fan. Pulling that off would make me very happy.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.jumpmankicks.com/stupid/mj-laughing.gif
  5. Sammy Sofa
    there's no such thing as a bitching prospect Bitchin': http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/621331/benny_agbayani.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The Sox commentators complain about the Sox all the damn time.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Agreed. I can handle another year or two of suckiness if it means some sustained success. The only way I bail is if Ozzie Guillen somehow becomes a part of this. Yes, I hate the guy that much. If that does happen, I'll see you whenever he's fired/gone/quits/is institutionalized. Why do you keep bringing up this Ozzie Guillen nonsense? It doesn't matter if he wants a job or not; they're not hiring him.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    You have prospect lists; I only have #poortomricketts.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This is clearly not the case.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever. Oh indeed. There's nothing funnier in the world. A buddy of mine gave one of my old roommates his laptop and din't a very good job of deleting everything; found plenty of folders of regular porn, plus a few clips of him trying to make the love with his girlfriend. He tried to get around the issue of the camera just being in one spot by constantly stopping and starting to move it around, and he was routinely posing for the camera a la Patrick Bateman trying to mix it up; she could not have seemed/looked/sounded more bored. In one of the clips his dog comes in the room and just starts barking at them; it was simultaneously the greatest and worst thing I had ever seen.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] yeah.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, they can't all be Tommy Lee. Personally I think it's weirder that raw has apparently seen a bunch of sex tapes where all of the dudes are rocking the Donger.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Brett Michaels, Vince Neil, Tom Sizemore, a bunch of wrestlers, Screech and Ray J thank you and demand that you continue to believe this.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Lord only knows what the Cubs were offering to pay him with.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure some of these guys just took off. Like Roast did, and he's the true right answer.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    And going back to my question on the first page...why would davearm have been banned?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure he actually changed the name, because I seem to remember him trying to pretend like he was someone totally different at least once or twice.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    KingKongShoobadoo is so crazy he has no idea he was banned for being crazy under, like, 8 different names.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    So infuriating.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    That is [expletive] amazing.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Is this a bit?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    As bad as Hollandsworth is, the Theriot rumor pretty much trumps anyone and everyone.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The idiot before you did. An idiot would be someone who struggles to understand the difference between possibility and probability. Is anyone flipping out? Yes. http://deadspin.com/derrick-rose-tweaks-a-hammy-and-chicago-fans-freak-1462731358 Also on the radio.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I need to believe that a FO seemingly as smart as ours would never ever willfully choose to actually act like a mid or small market team across the board. Really, I NEED to believe that.
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