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    What jerk did that. STRIP THEM OF THEIR MOD POWERS. If it was Tim, let's Putin the hell out of his Crimean Peninsula.
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    There used to be a penis there. Ain't no thang.
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    I'd prefer it to being [expletive], but I wouldn't say I'd have zero problem with yearly agony. It take several years of that for me to start getting bothered by it.
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    Wait, you mean Rick Wilkins ISN'T going to be amazing again?!?
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    We're busy discussing whether the best team, hottest team, or whatever wins in the playoffs, while the Cubs look to be miles away from having a chance at even an expanded playoff situation. Man, thank God you're here to give us the cold slap of reality. In case you missed it: 2014 Chicago Cubs 9 17 .346 5th of 5 10.0 I was fooled by all of this talk of best and hot teams.
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    We're busy discussing whether the best team, hottest team, or whatever wins in the playoffs, while the Cubs look to be miles away from having a chance at even an expanded playoff situation. Man, thank God you're here to give us the cold slap of reality.
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    I would have zero problem with a Cubs team that consistently kicked ass that also got regularly bounced from the playoffs.
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    Jared Leto was prettier than she was.
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    Mojo's not THAT much of a not racist I wasn't gonna mention him specifically, but yeah, that's who I meant by "someone here." Today lead to some investigating (ie-scanned Google image search results for "Salute Your Shorts girls") that seemingly indicates Telly grew up to be a very attractive woman, but unfortunately when she was on the show she was a tad...awkward.
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    I think I'm just the good kind of racist against white girls.
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    She's got a vague "I went through a meth period"-vibe a la Stephanie Tanner. Heidi Lucas, man....no idea what she looks like now, but back in the day... http://soupg.tripod.com/heidi/heidilucas68.jpg
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    salute your shorts > hey dude but i liked both Would you rather Zizi, Dina or Telly, assuming they had aged up appropriately for it to be morally and socially acceptable. Zizi The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. You're insane. Heidi Lucas helped make me a man.
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    yeah, paula abdul and janet jackson taught me a lot about life I was a big fan of the rhythm nation.
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    You're a cold-hearted snake, N&G. C-c-c-cold-hearted. I dunno, she was supposed to be about my age on that show, but at that point I was already insanely lusting over older hot TV teens and ladies. It didn't have to be an either/or thing. I was 14 when The Wonder Years started. Plenty of lust to go around at that age. Sorry, Winnie just didn't measure up, especially dressed in that '60s stuff when you had chicks running around in what seemed like almost nothing at the time on MTV Spring Break shows. Damn right.
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    You're a cold-hearted snake, N&G. C-c-c-cold-hearted. I dunno, she was supposed to be about my age on that show, but at that point I was already insanely lusting over older hot TV teens and ladies.
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    I was right in the Winnie Cooper wheelhouse age-wise and just did not get it at all. I think I was too busy trying to hump my TV when a Paula Abdul video came on or something.
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    Best logo ever.
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    I think the major league team would be better and they'd be much further along with the renovation stuff. Though who knows what Cubans' plans along those lines would have been; obviously anyone who bought the team was going to have to fix/rebuild Wrigley itself, but the rest is pretty subjective.
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    Urkel had a time machine, right?
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    I guess so?
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    Truth.
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    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JXoJ_CV3m0s/TJwzNgnvQqI/AAAAAAAAASE/bjcdAYX_EGU/s1600/ssssssss.PNG
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