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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Why the hell would you want to stop him from taking his own life? That would solve our problem. Use that saved $13m on a condolence card to his family, badda bing badda boom. I feel bad for the guy.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Our dignity. Oh, wait... Plus I irrationally hate "speed guys."
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Just put him on the DL or something before he takes his own life.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Give him the boot.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Huh? So do I. Bonifacio has been substantially better than Schierholtz, Barney, and Olt. Like WAYYY WAYYY better. That's the point. Bonifacio was really good in April. He's been worse than Schierholtz and Barney since, and he doesn't have a bunch of history being a superior player to Schierholtz and Barney either. Barney has been [expletive] terrible for 200+ games now. 700 + PA. Schierholtz has been bad pretty much his entire career. If we're going to luck into some positive value with one of these guys, I'll take my chances on the gambley speed guy. I have no idea why you keep bringing Schierholtz up like I'm defending him; as I've said several times now he's part of the sludgy morass of bad that he, Barney, Olt and Bonifacio make up. You'd pick Bonifacio right now if you had to; I'd begrudgingly take Barney. Both are likely going to be terrible.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin Jackson rapidly flying up that Least Favorite Cub list.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Huh? So do I. Bonifacio has been substantially better than Schierholtz, Barney, and Olt. Like WAYYY WAYYY better. That's the point. "Has" being the key word here; I have no idea what you're seeing from Bonifacio's performance since April that means he's a better option now. April counts too. Yeah, and he played way over his head. Now he stinks.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Huh? So do I. Bonifacio has been substantially better than Schierholtz, Barney, and Olt. Like WAYYY WAYYY better. That's the point. "Has" being the key word here; I have no idea what you're seeing from Bonifacio's performance since April that means he's a better option than Barney right now. Like I said, play him over Schierholtz all you want, they both stink, but I'd rather see Valbuena at 3B, Barney at 2B and Al Contra in CF more often than not right now.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt. I don't care what [expletive] direction Barney is trending in. [expletive] him. Then play Valbuena at 2B instead. Isn't he at 3rd? Also, Bonifacio isn't as bad as Olt or Schierholtz. Those guys have both had negative value this year with significant playing time. I'm the weirdo that still wants them to win games; Bonifacio's value has passed us by, so I don't care if you're playing him or Schierholtz or Olt since they're all garbage now. Barney at 2B and Al Contra in CF is what I'd rather see than Bonifacio at one of those spots.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt. I don't care what [expletive] direction Barney is trending in. [expletive] him. Then play Valbuena at 2B instead.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin Jackson = http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu4kwJklr1qlpcti.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    He had Ruggiano in the lineup. He didn't have Barney... I know; he has him hitting #6. I'd rather have him and Valbuena up top before the big bats.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin Jackson is a bag of stale egg farts.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan will not be denied.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Bonifacio in May: .214 .257 .301 .558 His 40 PA in June: .189 .231 . 270 .501 He stinks. Ruggiano is a much better option to have up there with Al Contra.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    There were ways to get both. Unless Melo was truly adamant Taj needed to be here. It has repeatedly sounded like it was.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    If they had gone after Afflalo, even as relatively little as he cost, people would be griping that they didn't bother to try and go for Anthony.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    And apparently Segura's 9 month old son died yesterday. Pretty awful stretch for them. Christ. That's horrendous.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Ah. Gotcha.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I don't understand...is this sarcasm? It's been painfully obvious that most of FO signings have not been for long term players and instead have been for guys they can trade or just drop ASAP.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    If they somehow pull that off you immediately call them back and scream this: http://soundinmymemory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DarkHelmetFOOLDU-253x300.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    not getting at anything besides he's making himself look bad False. And ironic.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Theriot is the kind of guy that listens to Nickelback and goes this is good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh rock and roll music.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    He seriously looks like the kind of horribly unlikable character Adam Scott plays in everything that isn't Parks & Recreation.
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