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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt. I don't care what [expletive] direction Barney is trending in. [expletive] him. Then play Valbuena at 2B instead. Isn't he at 3rd? Also, Bonifacio isn't as bad as Olt or Schierholtz. Those guys have both had negative value this year with significant playing time. I'm the weirdo that still wants them to win games; Bonifacio's value has passed us by, so I don't care if you're playing him or Schierholtz or Olt since they're all garbage now. Barney at 2B and Al Contra in CF is what I'd rather see than Bonifacio at one of those spots.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt. I don't care what [expletive] direction Barney is trending in. [expletive] him. Then play Valbuena at 2B instead.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin Jackson = http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu4kwJklr1qlpcti.gif
  5. Sammy Sofa
    He had Ruggiano in the lineup. He didn't have Barney... I know; he has him hitting #6. I'd rather have him and Valbuena up top before the big bats.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin Jackson is a bag of stale egg farts.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan will not be denied.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Bonifacio in May: .214 .257 .301 .558 His 40 PA in June: .189 .231 . 270 .501 He stinks. Ruggiano is a much better option to have up there with Al Contra.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    There were ways to get both. Unless Melo was truly adamant Taj needed to be here. It has repeatedly sounded like it was.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    If they had gone after Afflalo, even as relatively little as he cost, people would be griping that they didn't bother to try and go for Anthony.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    And apparently Segura's 9 month old son died yesterday. Pretty awful stretch for them. Christ. That's horrendous.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Ah. Gotcha.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I don't understand...is this sarcasm? It's been painfully obvious that most of FO signings have not been for long term players and instead have been for guys they can trade or just drop ASAP.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    If they somehow pull that off you immediately call them back and scream this: http://soundinmymemory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DarkHelmetFOOLDU-253x300.jpg
  15. Sammy Sofa
    not getting at anything besides he's making himself look bad False. And ironic.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Theriot is the kind of guy that listens to Nickelback and goes this is good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh rock and roll music.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He seriously looks like the kind of horribly unlikable character Adam Scott plays in everything that isn't Parks & Recreation.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    That anus made about $10 million playing pro ball and capped it off with two WS-winning teams to end his career. There is no God. "SUCKS TO BE YOU, QUEERBO!" http://www.csnbayarea.com/sportsnetBayArea/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Pacific_Associates/55/350/3.1_R_THERIOT_1500MP4_640x360_2204474911.jpg
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I made him use a homophobic slur because you totally know that he does it ALL THE TIME.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg god just look at his stupid face "Psh, whatever. Keep drinking that Haterade, [expletive]." http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/IzZwlg4vql4/sddefault.jpg
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Bringing this back to more pleasant topics...my favorite Cub besides Aramis post Sammy and pre-Castro? Ted motherfucking Lily. That blank-eyed pyscho was very pleasant surprise. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Bmaq23Hpe8/S9GwNQHMuoI/AAAAAAAABnA/Fg8hWA-Be4I/s1600/Threat+Level+Ted+2.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtlplXqTP1qjec5zo1_500.png
  24. Sammy Sofa
    This is the sign that's going to be facing the rooftops: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qja8R1dt1rp7p4po1_500.png
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Thinking more about the Theriot hate, I think one of the big things is that he was SO douchey, yet it did not translate to talent at all like it should have. So many great players are complete pricks, and Theriot certainly was at an all star-level in terms of how unlikable he was, yet somehow he just completely sucked, which made him even MORE unlikable.
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