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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Sale is REALLY [expletive] fun to watch. I've subjected myself to more White Sox games than is healthy checking out his starts.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Let the man smoke. Part time, but his numbers last year were a lot better than I was expecting.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    North 1 CubinNY 0 That's [expletive]. North didn't say anything everyone else was also saying about Junior's real problem, making contact. Your [expletive] hero was going on about his fly ball average and whatnot about his power. Junior Lake's struggles are the same ones he always had and everyone knew about, North's verbal masturbation included. I'll bet you were sweating as you typed this. I was sweating trying to read it Hahahahah
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Bob Howry gets a raw deal from Cubs fans.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    DiamondMind blows goats. I have proof.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    North 1 CubinNY 0 That's [expletive]. North didn't say anything everyone else was also saying about Junior's real problem, making contact. Your [expletive] hero was going on about his fly ball average and whatnot about his power. Junior Lake's struggles are the same ones he always had and everyone knew about, North's verbal masturbation included. I'll bet you were sweating as you typed this.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The pitching coach getting trapped between the two hotel doors is my nightmare.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    How dare you laugh at that.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    So three whole examples, one of which turned out well for your team and then on to something that has nothing to with signing a player. My God, how have you been able to stand it. Those are actually 4 examples, dummy. Oh, well that cleary changes everything. Ironclad proof that Chicago fans have it so much worse than other fanbases when waiting for signing or trade news.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    it is embarrassing, but i feel the same way. it'll probably be something like castro and bryant both get hit by pitches and break their wrists at the exact same time. oh man, totally. i actually was considering researching the steel market expecting to find out that there's some historical shortage of steel because that would likely be the next thing to [expletive] this plan up Have all of the prospects travel on separate buses/planes.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    So three whole examples, one of which turned out well for your team and then on to something that has nothing to with signing a player. My God, how have you been able to stand it.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Far too irrelevant and forgettable to be hateable for me. There's very few players I've come to really, really dislike, and even then it's mostly because of what happened after they were on the Cubs or outside of the game, Sandberg and Grace being the two prime examples. Other than that...yeah, Theriot. THAT guy was easy to despise. He was like everything you can't stand about Ryan Braun magnified by a hundred, but minus any of the talent.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, I missed a lot. Len's timing is impeccable.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    What did Rizzo do today?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That sounds a little less crazy than it did a month ago. Or maybe I'm a little more crazy. He can probably out produce Schierholtz right now. These new Cubans, man...they just jump right in. I know because of his age he didn't play at the levels the others got to, but when he hasn't been hurt he just is pure awesome. Fast track, dammit.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This is a stupid, stupid trend.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That sounds a little less crazy than it did a month ago. Or maybe I'm a little more crazy. Desperate times call for delicious measures.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I don't care; I demand he start next year with the team.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure that was some kind of pyramid scheme.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    BB is one lucky mofo.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Go ninja go ninja go ninja go.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Ludwick: http://media.tumblr.com/f790f478a90e056e9231ffa9185aaae0/tumblr_inline_mqijmhAg7X1qz4rgp.gif
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, Hendricks is NOT fast.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], Coghlan is locked the [expletive] in.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that was sexy.
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