I defended him longer than I should have. By contrast, I was irrationally hating him before it really made sense to; it had more to do with his stupid munchkin Vulcan face and a weird hunch he was some kind of super hardcore Christian, like a Tebow before Tebow, than any viable criticisms. You thought the Sex Cannon was a Tebowite? I did. I was convinced he was some kind of secret born again creeper. To be fair, I was enjoying certain chemical alterations a LOT more back then.