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  1. Barney's trending in the opposite direction and Bonifacio is just as bad or worse than Schierholtz and Olt.
  2. Edwin Jackson = http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu4kwJklr1qlpcti.gif
  3. He had Ruggiano in the lineup. He didn't have Barney... I know; he has him hitting #6. I'd rather have him and Valbuena up top before the big bats.
  4. Edwin Jackson is a bag of stale egg farts.
  5. Bonifacio in May: .214 .257 .301 .558 His 40 PA in June: .189 .231 . 270 .501 He stinks. Ruggiano is a much better option to have up there with Al Contra.
  6. There were ways to get both. Unless Melo was truly adamant Taj needed to be here. It has repeatedly sounded like it was.
  7. If they had gone after Afflalo, even as relatively little as he cost, people would be griping that they didn't bother to try and go for Anthony.
  8. And apparently Segura's 9 month old son died yesterday. Pretty awful stretch for them. Christ. That's horrendous.
  9. I don't understand...is this sarcasm? It's been painfully obvious that most of FO signings have not been for long term players and instead have been for guys they can trade or just drop ASAP.
  10. If they somehow pull that off you immediately call them back and scream this: http://soundinmymemory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DarkHelmetFOOLDU-253x300.jpg
  11. not getting at anything besides he's making himself look bad False. And ironic.
  12. Theriot is the kind of guy that listens to Nickelback and goes this is good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh good uhhh rock and roll music.
  13. He seriously looks like the kind of horribly unlikable character Adam Scott plays in everything that isn't Parks & Recreation.
  14. That anus made about $10 million playing pro ball and capped it off with two WS-winning teams to end his career. There is no God. "SUCKS TO BE YOU, QUEERBO!" http://www.csnbayarea.com/sportsnetBayArea/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Pacific_Associates/55/350/3.1_R_THERIOT_1500MP4_640x360_2204474911.jpg
  15. I made him use a homophobic slur because you totally know that he does it ALL THE TIME.
  16. "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg god just look at his stupid face "Psh, whatever. Keep drinking that Haterade, [expletive]." http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/IzZwlg4vql4/sddefault.jpg
  17. Bringing this back to more pleasant topics...my favorite Cub besides Aramis post Sammy and pre-Castro? Ted motherfucking Lily. That blank-eyed pyscho was very pleasant surprise. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Bmaq23Hpe8/S9GwNQHMuoI/AAAAAAAABnA/Fg8hWA-Be4I/s1600/Threat+Level+Ted+2.jpg
  18. "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg
  19. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtlplXqTP1qjec5zo1_500.png
  20. This is the sign that's going to be facing the rooftops: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qja8R1dt1rp7p4po1_500.png
  21. Thinking more about the Theriot hate, I think one of the big things is that he was SO douchey, yet it did not translate to talent at all like it should have. So many great players are complete pricks, and Theriot certainly was at an all star-level in terms of how unlikable he was, yet somehow he just completely sucked, which made him even MORE unlikable.
  22. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkel1xIJi1qh59n0o1_500.gif
  23. Month PA OPS HR K% BB% Apr 63 .617 3 35% 6% May 119 .738 4 34% 7% Jun 116 .815 4 29% 9% Jul 50 .823 3 26% 10% http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/37381-damn-good-stuff-sir-gif-2v8z.gif
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