Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Man, I wanna know what got bleeped out because you are a stone cold weirdo.
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Kevin Tapani is like 50 years old. 5 of him would not make a very good rotation. not when you divide him into 5 Gruesome. You can tell he was alive up until the point he was divided in 5. Well done. And to answer Him's question, I would have no problem with them trading Al Contra, or really any of the prospects, if we're getting a Stanton-like return. I wouldn't focus on getting a pitcher back, but if a team is willing to overpay in that department for someone like AA, I'd go for it.
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Minor League Discussion & Boxes 7-17-14
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Cubs Minor League Talk
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I know what I'll be doing on my drive home http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3144614/toonces-over-a-cliff-1-o.gif
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How dare you.
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Yeah, it was before I joined, which was right after the White Sox won the WS in 2005.
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Still convinced Tim staged that to hide some horrible revelation. I'll bet Roast admitted to killing a guy in the knothole or something.
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oh come on your PS skills were clearly on point "If only I could express myself outside of banner-form!"
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I'm pretty sure I was still lurking at that point thinking, "whoa, no way I can hang with these leet haxors, bro."
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Holy [expletive] I forgot about that. That was fantastic. I really wish those old threads still existed.
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I was definitely trying to do...something.
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Found it! http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/TheMojoPin/Nomartorehissac.jpg Man, I had a lot of time on my hands:
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For some reason I thought Lovie was crazy religious at the time, too. He's not? I think he's just regular-sports-goon-religious, but I remember looking at him as some kind of Football Pope and Rex was going to be his Messiah. I think I might have been sulley in those days.
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For some reason I thought Lovie was crazy religious at the time, too.
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I defended him longer than I should have. By contrast, I was irrationally hating him before it really made sense to; it had more to do with his stupid munchkin Vulcan face and a weird hunch he was some kind of super hardcore Christian, like a Tebow before Tebow, than any viable criticisms. You thought the Sex Cannon was a Tebowite? I did. I was convinced he was some kind of secret born again creeper. To be fair, I was enjoying certain chemical alterations a LOT more back then.
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I defended him longer than I should have. By contrast, I was irrationally hating him before it really made sense to; it had more to do with his stupid munchkin Vulcan face and a weird hunch he was some kind of super hardcore Christian, like a Tebow before Tebow, than any viable criticisms.
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I thought Tree made it his quest to drive away all of the female Cubs fans that somehow made it in here.
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I turned on Rex pretty fast.
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Yes, but this is part of what made him cool. He was not cool at all. Which actually made him cool.
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Those guys sucked, but Orton himself I had no beef with. Solid backup, stupidly hilarious party animal, got the Bears Cutler, inspired my "Neckbeard" jersey. He's alright.
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Hating Orton is a thing? Laaaaaame.
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DATED ALERT one of my cardinal fan friends made nomar's shrieking in pain face his msn messenger avatar like ten minutes after that happened and i blocked him I'm pretty sure I had a sig pic that was that photo and something about "Taking it in the nuts as a Cubs fan since 1984." I'M SORRY.
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I didn't say it was indicative of any larger issue; just that it makes me sad. There's so little we can enjoy right now. Plus he has stunk pretty much that whole month minus the days you added, so, blech.
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BR has his last 28 days, which I just call a month because why not, as .231 .304 .308 .612., and it makes me sad.
