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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Wtf.this is almost as dumb as the Rizzo thing. Theo is the [expletive]. How dare he hate the man who has led his favorite baseball team to a .401 win percentage. I find Kyle and Mojo standing together in hand-clasped solidarity a rare yet heartwarming byproduct of this poll. I'm giving Hoyer all of the credit when they succeed; he's much more handsome.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Relatively serious question: if Baez & Soler keep up at the pace they're going, how perturbed will those of you that voted yes be if neither or only one shows up before the end of the year?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The best thing is that when they are good I'll still get to be super excited over it and everyone who put on a happy face during the dark times can go hug a landmine.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He has a weird stretchy face like it was rolled off of a newspaper onto a piece of Silly-Putty. And he destroyed laughter and joy.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    One of the few bright spots. It's been fun to watch even though it won't last.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    "Easy" when you have $40M to spend and no position holes to spend it upon. Yes. Slow down. Catcher? What other position would you fill through FA this offseason? No idea, because I don't what's out there because Theo has killed my love of baseball. My black heart full of heart is just always a little amused when people talk like the Cubs can basically set their future lineup in stone.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    When the team is actually good I'll happily vote yes. In the meantime they've had full endorsement to completely neglect that. If I'm voting for the state of the farm system I'll give a big fat disgusting thumbs up, but until it actually pays off there's no shame in voting no. Plus I'll hate Theo Epstein forever even if they win a bajillion WS.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Nope.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    yes we get it Whiny McMiserablecrotch I will not rest until Theo Epstein is destroyed like the Death Star of Happiness that he is.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    "Easy" when you have $40M to spend and no position holes to spend it upon. Yes. Slow down.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    It's a tad disconcerting who readily some accept the necessity of sucking while simultaneously preaching that it's "easy" to quickly add talent when needed. Someone should have told somebody that.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Edwin is just doing the job he was commanded to do by that sick [expletive] who hates baseball, Theo Epstein.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I also don't remember the FO specifically trading for Zambrano before cutting ties with him.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I love that too! Hopefully its a sign of things to come as the team gets more exciting through the upcoming years. Nope. I'm gonna drag them all to Meatballville where we belong. You'll both eventually join us there, too.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    You're odd.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Justin Grimm Thoughts of Suicide Because Theo Epstein Is The Devil
  17. Sammy Sofa
    IS IT ME (a good Cubs team) THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR (yes)
  18. Sammy Sofa
    HELLO
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Rat farts.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I'm on, but let's eat him for meat when he stinks.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/Iev8wJw.gif Amazing name, excellent first post; I welcome you with open arms.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    HE'S WILLLLLLLLLLD, MAN....WILLLLLD.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Mojo vs. The World I didn't vote for Cespedes, you wretched hillbilly.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, [expletive] you, too, Cubs!
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Twasn't me, twats.
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