Here's something I don't think has been brought up: What if the Cubs get Dave Roberts for CF, lead him off, and bat Fonzie 2nd? I know it's unorthodox and I know Soriano doesn't have the OBP of, say, Murton, but can you imagine sending up Soriano, Lee and Ramirez back to back every day? I'd imagine he'd have no problem finding pitches to hit, which would fit into his free-swinging philosophy.