you have only quibbles about roster construction? after 5 years of not doing dick despite having the largest intra division resource advantage in sports. the soft tyranny of low expectations.
i would simply construct a roster where you have a better option to attack a very flawed lineup in game 2 of a playoff series than a pitcher who has been downright bad for 2 months
tons of places around petco to find that. rosie o'grady's in Normal Heights is the best chicago bar in san diego and would be a 10ish minute uber from downtown.