Because they're really pumped over getting out of that? Calm down, Buzz. He would hate 15 Cubs players if he was a fan of another team. Javy because, lots of stuff Strop, because of his hat Contreras, because he's emotional Lackey, because of everything Lester, because you're frustrated they don't steal more Jake, because you think his beard is just for menned Addy, because he's got the sperm of a champ KB, because he's perfect Zobrist, because you hate Christian Rock Hendricks, because he's too smart to play baseball Szczur, because you can't spell his name Almora, because you wish you looked like him Carl, because you wish you could half as much as him and not be fat Maddon, because he charms you to death Ross, because its so obvious everyone hates him