ConstableRabbit
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Championship Series Thread
ConstableRabbit replied to Banedon's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
That was pretty gross looking. Not because he was bleeding but because of the wound. Blegh. -
Banish the photo of that lurchish Sum41 fan from this thread.
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Stop talking about Columbine and Jags gifs you horsefeathering weirdos, we're trying to win a pennant here.
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You ever seen a top 10 ground ball rate?
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Ugh, typo ruined my excellent joke. Carry on.
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Nah. Soler is really really bad defensively. There's no overstating it. Soler is bad defensively and probably worse than a healthy Schwarber, but the last page or so definitely proves it can be overstated. Especially in this case where he can easily be pulled after his 2nd/3rd at bat to minimize time in the field. Soler is so bad that you have to qualify that Schawber's ACL would be in tact for the purposes of this comparison exercise.
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Rich Hill looks like the squirrel thing from Ice Age.
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Was Buck being insufferable about Javy? No the Dodgers Baez pitcher you takes a nap between pitches I have no idea how I missed Pedro
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Was Buck being insufferable about Javy? No the Dodgers Baez pitcher you takes a nap between pitches
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Was Buck being insufferable about Javy?
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That was fun. Almost slapped the nervous couple next to me for screaming about how we shouldn't bring in our best reliever in the highest leverage situation in the game. Guys. WE ARE GOOD!
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Divisional series thread
ConstableRabbit replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I fully expect us to start Montgomery. -
Just root for no west coast. Kicking the horsefeathers out of Dusty to win the pennant would be... delicious.
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LOL. Also before reading this all I could think about was the NSBBer calling Elias Coblentz aka Crazy Cardinals Kid and playing Go Cubs Go on the phone after a big win.
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Not to mention Darwin Barney, who cannot use blindness as an excuse for sucking. Oddly timed comment given that half of this page is about guys who are incredible defensively but suck/have sucked at the plate.
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Lol wut? They play Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine when Chapman comes in. good call. i've been to like 2-3 games since we got him with varying levels of sobriety but this is right. also i'm not really a fan of rage against the machine so i am not all that familiar with their songs I used to love Rage growing up. They're pretty silly now. With that said, I adore LZ... and the plagiarism charges are silly to me. Inspiration maybe, but literally different notes. Wake Up is a pretty sweet song to enter to, too.
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Lol wut? They play Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine when Chapman comes in.
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Gotta say... it's a little bit weird that you know your co-worker's preferred weight range. we're good friends (at least as far as coworkers go). we talk about all kinds of horsefeathers. also we had a weight loss competition type thing once with a bunch of us. Okok that's different. All I could think of was: "Hey welcome to the team! I'm David. Btw... what do you weigh?"
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Can someone please link me to instances of racism from Bumgarner? Strickland's is well-known but googling Bumgarner racist just brings links to asinine comments from Dodger fans Is Strickland's well-known? Seems like he just heard Sal Perez speaking Spanish and said "get in the dugout, boy." Is the implication that he wouldn't have said "boy" to a white player? Because he seems like the type of redneck who would say that a lot. Probably closer to MadBum than me, but whatever.
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Gotta say... it's a little bit weird that you know your co-worker's preferred weight range.
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horsefeathers all of you guys who were acting like the series was over.
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horsefeathers YEAH SON
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IIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL SOOOO ALIIIIIIIIIVE
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Inbreeding. Frustration at the lack of talented dental professionals south of the Mason-Dixon line.
