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Ding Dong Johnson

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  1. Ding Dong Johnson
    hey, where'd you go?
  2. Ding Dong Johnson
    Right on, man! All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do? But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-da-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers! Down with the fascism of facts! Or not. BINGO, forgot all about that one
  3. Ding Dong Johnson
    liar
  4. Ding Dong Johnson
    refresh our memories
  5. Ding Dong Johnson
    Len always talks about me behind my back -- I'm getting sick of it
  6. Ding Dong Johnson
    yeah, whatever
  7. Ding Dong Johnson
    Lee and Soriano stopped sucking for a couple of days
  8. Ding Dong Johnson
    is the game over yet?
  9. Ding Dong Johnson
    Or most humans for that matter. he likes to ride horses though. oh, he does stuff with horses alright
  10. Ding Dong Johnson
    he's terribly overrated
  11. Ding Dong Johnson
    they do not have to have 40 at all times -- I don't know if there's a minimum that need to be on there or not
  12. Ding Dong Johnson
    I just have a terrible feeling about this draft, especially considering how excited I was to get that #3 pick
  13. Ding Dong Johnson
    march -- the weather's turning, college basketball's finally winding down, and foolish optimism has me looking forward to the cubs
  14. Ding Dong Johnson
    watch your mouth -- I like my odds as a 7 seed
  15. Ding Dong Johnson
    I thought he was brought back after he was released
  16. Ding Dong Johnson
    he hit 143 on my gun at home
  17. Ding Dong Johnson
    what a gracious loser um, that's a Hawkeye -- which I guess might be worse 'round these parts
  18. Ding Dong Johnson
    don't click on it I'll click on you
  19. Ding Dong Johnson
    hurry up already -- I gotta be close to 1st by now
  20. Ding Dong Johnson
    I hate rivalries, get rid of it
  21. Ding Dong Johnson
    Steve Finley is 137 years old
  22. Ding Dong Johnson
    is Gooz actually injured?
  23. Ding Dong Johnson
    stoopid smokers
  24. Ding Dong Johnson
    I saw a healthy Mark Prior
  25. Ding Dong Johnson
    Tony G just hit one 843 feet
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