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  1. Ding Dong Johnson
    I'm really disappointed by the low number of crappy towel jokes in this thread
  2. Ding Dong Johnson
    immediately after that, Sean Salisbury called him an a-hole from his couch
  3. Ding Dong Johnson
    I have no problem admitting I'm a giant [expletive] when it comes to cold weather.
  4. Ding Dong Johnson
    You've "tried"? That implies that you failed and/or quit drinking beer because the temperature was 50. I refuse to believe that. Do you not attend/tailgate any Iowa football or Bears games? I managed to get 3 or 4 in, but that's a really weak effort over a 3½ hour span. I usually do not attend late-season Iowa games, and my tailgating consists of either rolling out of bed to turn the TV on or heading to a friend's house to watch the game indoors. I went to the Michigan game last year when it was about 25, and I was crying the whole time. Luckily I have a good friend who owns a house on Olive Ct so I spent my tailgating time in the basement eating hot food.
  5. Ding Dong Johnson
    I've tried drinking beer at Wrigley in April when it was 50 degrees. There's no way in hell I'm going to attempt it when it's around 0. Then again, I am a giant baby in cold weather.
  6. Ding Dong Johnson
    That is just awful awful awful*. I see no good reason to attend. *sorry about that morbid comment you alcy
  7. Ding Dong Johnson
    http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/cliff-lee-new-york-spit-wife-sports-ecards-someecards.png
  8. Ding Dong Johnson
    That's a pretty dumb statement.
  9. Ding Dong Johnson
    yes
  10. Ding Dong Johnson
    Seriously?
  11. Ding Dong Johnson
    Tampa will not win 2 more games. Book it.
  12. Ding Dong Johnson
    Half of that foursome will spend significant time on the DL next season. Book it.
  13. Ding Dong Johnson
    that's a lot of shekels
  14. Ding Dong Johnson
    It'll be really embarrassing when you lose this one.
  15. Ding Dong Johnson
    When they make a trophy commemorating the most inexplicable loss of the Big Ten season. What did Zook have to do with Iowa losing to Minnesota? exactly
  16. Ding Dong Johnson
    Utter chaos, that's what.
  17. Ding Dong Johnson
    Partially East and Mostly West?
  18. Ding Dong Johnson
    Kinnick Stadium is available. Move it there and give away free tickets.
  19. Ding Dong Johnson
    book it
  20. Ding Dong Johnson
    I'm guessing it's because they have a set number of participant medals and don't want to order 1 more.
  21. Ding Dong Johnson
    I'd almost prefer Douches and Assbags
  22. Ding Dong Johnson
    They're both equally terrible.
  23. Ding Dong Johnson
    So, ugly logos and division names of Legends and Leaders? Horrible.
  24. Ding Dong Johnson
    I don't see Tampa winning 2 more, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them lose all 3. I honestly don't see them beating Detroit, and I doubt they do anything in New Orleans. I see them beating Detroit and Seattle at home and losing in New Orleans, unless the Saints have nothing to play for (which is something Chicago can't count on in their final game). Tampa's been pretty bad to nearly average at home this season, which is why losing all 3 wouldn't surprise me much.
  25. Ding Dong Johnson
    I love having the network, but it really could be som much more than it really is. Why don't they have more concentration on recruiting? Why don't they have some stat guys on there that can really talk about the players and the teams, not just old players who are clearly biased towards their old schools? I hope it gets better. I'd settle with some new advertisers. Rotel chili and velveeta has to go. In my belly. Do you have a problem with Barbasol too?
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