I'm really only half kidding. I really hate the Cell and hope they don't decide to play there. Yes crime is bad there, and yes, its relatively safe IF you're there in a group. HOWEVER the park and its neighborhood are just lame and awful. Its surrounded by acres of parking lots!!! I wish they could play in Milwaukee instead. MUCH better neighborhood and better ballpark too!! I like the Cubs and all, but it'll get old watching them play some crappy team in a crappy ballpark. No thanks! You make it sound like it is Fallujah. "Relatively" safe if you're in a group? Are you serious? I don't think you've ever been there. It's not rosy and lovely but it's seriously not a bad place to watch a game. I've been to Wrigley, and I've been to USCF (obviously more often) and they are both great places to watch baseball -- for different reasons, obviously.