Lighten up Francis. You know nothing about me or my education. My point is that Texas being the venue is at best a tiny advantage for traveling Bama fans, and certainly not as big a deal as you made it out to be. A completely separate cultural argument, but Texas does not fit into any definition of the South, any more than we'd consider Kentucky to be a Northern state. It's all splitting hairs, but if you want to make this prove a point about stereotypical dumb Southerners (fantastic irony) then so be it.