Omar

Should've went to third. Oh well.

Lieber.

HAHAHA! YES! Theriot in the 8th spot!

I think he asked for good players that were struggling.

Astros Vs. Marquis **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Lance Berkman 48 37 19 5 1 1 13 11 3 .514 .625 .784 1.409 Brad Ausmus 32 29 6 1 0 0 1 2 3 .207 .281 .241 .522 Carlos Lee 30 26 8 1 0 2 7 4 5 .308 .400 .577 .977 Mark Loretta 17 17 3 1 0 0 2 0 2 .176 .176 .235 .411 Geoff Blum 16 15 4 2 0 1 2 1 3 .267 .313 .600 .913 Ty Wigginton 16 14 5 0 1 0 4 2 5 .357 .438 .500 .938 Roy Oswalt 14 10 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .167 .000 .167 Jose Cruz 9 9 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .444 .777 Hunter Pence 9 7 3 1 1 0 2 2 1 .429 .556 .857 1.413 Brandon Backe 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Tomas Perez 4 4 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .750 1.250 Wandy Rodriguez 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .666 Darin Erstad 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Sampson 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 208 179 54 13 3 4 32 23 27 .302 .387 .475 .862 Cubs Vs. Oswalt **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 56 54 15 3 0 3 14 0 16 .278 .268 .500 .768 Derrek Lee 47 42 11 3 0 2 6 5 12 .262 .340 .476 .816 Alfonso Soriano 24 24 5 0 0 2 5 0 3 .208 .208 .458 .666 Mark DeRosa 18 17 9 4 0 0 1 0 3 .529 .500 .765 1.265 Carlos Zambrano 12 12 1 0 0 1 1 0 7 .083 .083 .333 .416 Jason Marquis 11 10 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .300 .500 Daryle Ward 9 9 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ronny Cedeno 8 8 3 0 1 0 0 0 1 .375 .375 .625 1.000 Jon Lieber 8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Dempster 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Fontenot 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .167 .334 Kerry Wood 6 5 1 1 0 0 0 1 3 .200 .333 .400 .733 Henry Blanco 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ted Lilly 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 Ryan Theriot 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Carlos Marmol 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 225 214 51 12 1 8 29 6 60 .238 .256 .416 .672 Doesn't favor the Cubs. Good luck.

Did DishNetwork break a deal with MLB? I used to get Extra Innings but not anymore.

That might be the crappiest photoshop ever.

Yahoo Sports Didn't see this posted anywhere.

Astros Vs. Hill **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Carlos Lee 10 9 2 0 0 1 1 1 1 .222 .300 .556 .856 Lance Berkman 9 7 1 0 0 1 2 1 1 .143 .333 .571 .904 Ty Wigginton 9 8 2 1 0 0 1 1 4 .250 .333 .375 .708 Mark Loretta 6 5 2 0 0 1 1 1 1 .400 .500 1.000 1.500 Hunter Pence 6 4 2 1 0 0 1 2 1 .500 .667 .750 1.417 Jose Cruz 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 .000 .400 .000 .400 Brad Ausmus 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Wandy Rodriguez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 50 41 11 2 0 3 6 8 10 .268 .400 .537 .937 Cubs Vs. Sampson **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Alfonso Soriano 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .400 .250 .650 Mark DeRosa 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Derrek Lee 3 3 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 .667 .667 1.667 2.334 Ryan Theriot 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Daryle Ward 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 Ronny Cedeno 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jason Marquis 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Fontenot 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 28 27 6 0 0 1 1 0 8 .222 .250 .333 .583

Just tell them you were out getting stoned. They'll understand.

I can't believe Dempster is pitching well.

Fukudome needs to stop clogging the bases. Seriously.

Brewers Vs. Dempster **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Jason Kendall 34 26 12 2 0 0 0 4 2 .462 .588 .538 1.126 Craig Counsell 11 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .100 .182 .100 .282 Bill Hall 9 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 .333 .333 .333 .666 Rickie Weeks 8 5 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 .000 .250 .000 .250 J.J. Hardy 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Prince Fielder 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .200 .000 .200 Gabe Gross 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .250 .000 .250 Ben Sheets 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Corey Hart 4 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 .000 .250 .000 .250 Mike Rivera 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.666 Ryan Braun 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Eric Gagne 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Jeff Suppan 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Joe Dillon 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 Salomon Torres 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Carlos Villanueva 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 100 80 21 3 0 1 3 9 17 .263 .368 .338 .706 Cubs Vs. Bush **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 21 19 6 3 0 1 7 0 3 .316 .381 .632 1.013 Alfonso Soriano 18 18 6 2 0 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 .444 .777 Derrek Lee 16 16 4 1 0 0 1 0 3 .250 .250 .313 .563 Ronny Cedeno 15 14 3 0 0 1 3 0 0 .214 .200 .429 .629 Henry Blanco 9 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mark DeRosa 9 9 3 0 0 1 3 0 3 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Jason Marquis 8 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Theriot 7 7 3 2 0 0 0 0 2 .429 .429 .714 1.143 Rich Hill 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Carlos Marmol 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Fontenot 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Felix Pie 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Carlos Zambrano 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 119 115 26 8 0 3 15 0 24 .226 .237 .374 .611

If Soriano will lead off, the line-up should be Soriano Fukudome Lee Ramirez DeRosa Soto Theriot Pie Pitcher

Lou just said he'll put Soriano back in the lead-off spot tomorrow with Theriot in the 2-hole.

Good news for tomorrow... Kendall OWNS Dempster. **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+ Jason Kendall 34 26 12 2 0 0 0 4 2 .462 .588 .538 1.126

This truly is rock bottom. Its only uphill from here...

I hope Lou Piniella blows up in the press conference.

... who cares?

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z307/Cubs4life421/colbertscared2.jpg

And the fake rally ends.

Thar he goes.

Hey Soriano. How about something productive this series?

Hell no. Shortstop.

Here comes a double play to end it all.