Omar

I love fake rallies.

Pffft. Wuertz got lucky.

This team hasn't changed a bit. Chalk this up as another loss.

Haha. Nice.

Like you want to hug men and eat McDonald's? http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z307/Cubs4life421/colbertscared.jpg

I do too. and a loss on Thursday.

http://www.fangraphs.com/tgraphs/20080331_Brewers_Cubs_0.png

Brewers vs. Lilly **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Gabe Kapler 25 22 4 2 0 0 2 3 3 .182 .280 .273 .553 Jason Kendall 12 10 3 1 0 0 2 2 1 .300 .417 .400 .817 Prince Fielder 9 7 3 1 0 0 1 1 2 .429 .444 .571 1.015 J.J. Hardy 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222 .222 .222 .444 Corey Hart 9 8 2 1 0 1 1 1 1 .250 .333 .750 1.083 Bill Hall 8 6 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 .000 .250 .000 .250 Ryan Braun 6 6 3 0 0 1 1 0 1 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 Rickie Weeks 6 5 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 .200 .333 .800 1.133 Craig Counsell 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Manny Parra 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Tony Gwynn 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ben Sheets 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 90 78 18 5 0 3 10 10 13 .231 .311 .410 .721 Cubs vs. Suppan **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Derrek Lee 45 36 16 5 0 3 5 9 4 .444 .556 .833 1.389 Aramis Ramirez 35 32 9 3 0 1 6 3 1 .281 .343 .469 .812 Alfonso Soriano 34 33 7 2 0 0 0 1 7 .212 .235 .273 .508 Daryle Ward 19 18 4 0 0 1 3 0 1 .222 .263 .389 .652 Henry Blanco 12 11 2 0 0 1 2 1 2 .182 .250 .455 .705 Ronny Cedeno 10 8 4 1 1 0 2 2 0 .500 .600 .875 1.475 Mark DeRosa 8 7 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .143 .250 .143 .393 Ryan Theriot 8 8 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .125 .125 .250 .375 Carlos Zambrano 8 7 3 0 1 0 2 0 2 .429 .429 .714 1.143 Felix Pie 7 7 3 1 0 1 3 0 0 .429 .429 1.000 1.429 Rich Hill 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Ryan Dempster 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Reed Johnson 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 194 175 51 13 2 7 24 17 21 .291 .358 .509 .867

Why didn't Pie run on Kendall?

I don't expect to win game 3 at all thanks to Dumpster. Its all up to Lilly.

Didn't look like anybody was playing except for Fuku and Zambrano. Lee, Ramirez were involved. So was Marmol.

It didn't even feel like Soriano was playing today.

Fukudome hasn't realized he's a Cub yet.

He also gelled/moosed his hair back.

Who do you currently have at those positions?

I've had this idea for a while. NBA puts a camera on the shot clock when its counting down. For Wrigley games, they should put a camera on the balls/strikes, score, and whatnot. They would need multiple cameras... One on the Balls, one on the strikes (since those two are far apart) One on Outs... One on home score and one on Away score. Bringing them together on the top screen. Why? We would get to see the scoreboard. On top of that, the scoreboard is accurate and fast as hell in terms of balls and strikes.

Here comes the tarp... Guess I'll watch the statue unveiling online...

I really like the new blue WGN theme.

Kendall is actually a very patient hitter... Or once was.

Its hard to hit the strike zone when you can't see it. Stupid rain.

Hey guys, its 1 AB.

Milwaukee Brewers Vs. Carlos Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Bill Hall 38 33 5 1 2 0 4 5 16 .152 .263 .303 .566 Craig Counsell 29 22 6 2 0 0 1 6 1 .273 .414 .364 .778 Jason Kendall 28 26 9 0 0 0 0 1 1 .346 .393 .346 .739 Prince Fielder 26 21 8 4 0 1 3 5 4 .381 .500 .714 1.214 Rickie Weeks 24 22 6 1 0 1 3 0 8 .273 .333 .455 .788 Gabe Gross 15 9 2 1 0 0 1 5 3 .222 .500 .333 .833 J.J. Hardy 14 11 2 0 0 1 1 3 3 .182 .357 .455 .812 Corey Hart 10 9 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 .333 .400 .556 .956 Ben Sheets 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Braun 7 6 2 1 0 0 2 1 3 .333 .429 .500 .929 Mike Cameron 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jeff Suppan 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Tony Gwynn 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 David Bush 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Rivera 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Salomon Torres 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Joe Dillon 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 220 187 44 10 3 3 17 27 48 .235 .339 .369 .708 Chicago Cubs Vs. Ben Sheets **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 55 49 10 2 1 1 8 1 7 .204 .236 .347 .583 Derrek Lee 45 44 15 2 0 5 11 0 10 .341 .333 .727 1.060 Daryle Ward 36 34 7 1 0 1 4 2 9 .206 .250 .324 .574 Mark DeRosa 17 17 5 2 1 0 3 0 6 .294 .294 .529 .823 Carlos Zambrano 12 12 5 0 0 0 2 0 3 .417 .417 .417 .834 Alfonso Soriano 9 8 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .375 .444 .500 .944 Henry Blanco 8 7 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Theriot 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .286 .286 .286 .572 Ryan Dempster 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 Mike Fontenot 4 4 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .750 1.000 Reed Johnson 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333 .500 .333 .833 Jason Marquis 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 Matt Murton 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Felix Pie 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ted Lilly 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 219 207 54 10 3 7 30 5 51 .261 .279 .440 .719 Updated rosters now... Except for Murton.

I'm thinking we're not playing baseball tomorrow, guys and gals... :( Well, now the day off after Opening Day looks like a really good idea.

I hope you have sunscreen and a good therapist.

Milwaukee Brewers Vs. Carlos Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Geoff Jenkins 52 47 13 2 1 2 8 3 13 .277 .327 .489 .816 Bill Hall 38 33 5 1 2 0 4 5 16 .152 .263 .303 .566 Craig Counsell 29 22 6 2 0 0 1 6 1 .273 .414 .364 .778 Prince Fielder 26 21 8 4 0 1 3 5 4 .381 .500 .714 1.214 Rickie Weeks 24 22 6 1 0 1 3 0 8 .273 .333 .455 .788 Johnny Estrada 18 17 5 0 0 0 0 1 3 .294 .333 .294 .627 Gabe Gross 15 9 2 1 0 0 1 5 3 .222 .500 .333 .833 Damian Miller 15 13 3 1 0 0 1 2 5 .231 .333 .308 .641 J.J. Hardy 14 11 2 0 0 1 1 3 3 .182 .357 .455 .812 Corey Hart 10 9 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 .333 .400 .556 .956 Ben Sheets 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Braun 7 6 2 1 0 0 2 1 3 .333 .429 .500 .929 Jeff Suppan 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Capuano 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Tony Gwynn 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 David Bush 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Rivera 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Claudio Vargas 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Joe Dillon 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 276 235 56 13 4 5 26 32 68 .238 .335 .391 .726 Chicago Cubs Vs. Ben Sheets **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 55 49 10 2 1 1 8 1 7 .204 .236 .347 .583 Derrek Lee 45 44 15 2 0 5 11 0 10 .341 .333 .727 1.060 Daryle Ward 36 34 7 1 0 1 4 2 9 .206 .250 .324 .574 Mark DeRosa 17 17 5 2 1 0 3 0 6 .294 .294 .529 .823 Carlos Zambrano 12 12 5 0 0 0 2 0 3 .417 .417 .417 .834 Alfonso Soriano 9 8 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .375 .444 .500 .944 Ryan Theriot 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .286 .286 .286 .572 Ryan Dempster 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 Mike Fontenot 4 4 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .750 1.000 Jason Marquis 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 Matt Murton 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Felix Pie 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ted Lilly 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 294 280 73 14 3 7 33 7 59 .261 .282 .407 .689 BR hasn't updated it's rosters yet... So players like Jones, Kendall, etc. are included in the Total row even though I removed them from the top.