snoodmonger

Don't be hating on Reesing, son. He's a damn good college QB.

Have you ever seen them together? lol

If Tim Tebow collided with Tyler Hansbrough, would the world simply cease to exist?

what channel is army navy on?

Tim Tebow thought the message seemed odd. "In dire need of circumcision. Please come at once." The note had arrived in a manila envelope. There was no return address. Nothing to identify the sender. Just the note. And a round-trip, red-eye ticket to Texas. Still, he felt the urgency. A circumcision was required. He wasn't about to question it. A man was waiting for him at the the airport. He held a sign that said tebow, and when Tim approached, the man silently ushered him into a waiting limousine. Tim tried to ask questions, but the driver raised the glass barrier that separated the cab from the cabin. Tim rode in silence, watching the stark, Texas landscape roll by. He was deposited at a house. The moment Tim exited the limo, the car pulled away. Tim barely had time to grab his scalpel and prayer book. Unsure what to do, he approached the front door, which he noticed was ajar. Tim walked in. "Hello." Tim Tebow wasn't normally one to be startled, but the night's events had him on edge. The voice came from a shadowed corner. "Someone sent for me," Tim called out. "An emergency circumcision?" A young man emerged from the shadow. He wore a curious shirt, burnt orange on one side, blue on the other. "What's a Ga-horn?" Tim asked. "Nevermind," the man said. "You have work to do." Heartened by the reminder there was foreskin to be removed, Tim regained his confidence. "Yes, correct. Where is the youngster? Is he a refugee? Zambian? Namibian? Congolese? Please say Congolese. They have such perfect glandes." The young man blushed. And instead of replying, he simply lifted his Gahorns jersey. Underneath, he wore nothing. There was a pause, one long and uncomfortable. The young, semi-nude man looked at the floor. Even in the dim light, tim could see his neck flushed with...what? Excitement? Embarrassment? Tim knelt to examine the subject. "It looks like you were already circumcised." "Not by you." Tim looked up. The two locked eyes. Tim's shaking hand reluctantly dropped the scalpel. **** Twelve months later, Gator fans still fumed. On the verge of another national championship, their star quarterback had simply quit. Some called it an embarrassing forfeiture. But the liberal folks of California disagreed. "If Tim Tebow hadn't quit football and moved to California to personally overturn Prop 8 so he could marry his shadowy lover," The LA Times wrote, "gay rights might have never won this battle. And that's more important than any victory on the gridiron."

UF 28 - Bama 21 OU 52 - MU 21

Raisin-- Is Bobo not gonna be an impact frosh?

Sounds like KU to the Insight Bowl. or "The Out of Sight" Bowl, since it'll be on the NFL network and about nine people will get to watch it.

yea well, they lost lawson for a lot of the ACC schedule last year. That has got to be the number 1 reason for regressing last year. Remember, their backup PG had been lost for the season slightly before that. Quinton Thomas hadn't played significant minutes in a long, long time and there was nobody to back him up. This year, they are deep at every single position. If any one player went out, they would still be dominant I'm not denying they're the best team. But as a person who rooted for Roy teams for 10 years, the world-beater in Nov./Dec thing looks really familiar. they run that system really well. And this early in the season, if you're that buttoned up, you're going to outclass a lot of teams, even good ones. Come February, the gap will be smaller. It happens every year with Roy teams.

KU could easily lose that game to Zona. I know Zona's not great, but this KU team is gonna lose (and win) some it shouldn't. Could be a fun game, though. Don't know who's gonna guard Budinger. Also, for all of you looking at UNC and wondering how they'll lose. Roy's teams are always lights out in Nov/Dec. they'll come back to Earth. They're still the best team, but they'll regress (or everyone else will catch up).

This early in the season, UNC is going to be leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else. They have virtually a full roster returning, and they're used to running that system. As the season progresses, a lot of these younger teams will catch up and be able to present a much stiffer challenge. I think, much like last year, if you get a team that plays D and has an athletic front court, UNC can be handled. I don't know how many teams have that formula, though.

Coach K probably just likes guys that play as a team. ... ... ... what?

wowlolwowlolwowlol

the knob-slobbing for fla and bama by their representative fans here makes me unsure who to root for.

Those Mizzou jerseys were an affront to the eyes. I'm totally buzzing over that win. though if Coffman had been healthy the whole game, I don't know if we could have won. Oh, and Dez Briscoe is a stud and will play on Sundays.

Man, that was a fun game to watch.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg what an end to a disappointing season

puke

Congrats. Now we need Mizzou to knock off the Sooners. This isn't over

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this ku-mu game is a great one

sonofa....

Ku was dominating w the short passing game. so logically, we abandoned it.

we're gonna get fisted. ::sigh::

He should have been t'd up when he swiped at Reed. That was lame. They made a hell of a comeback though. And the KU young guys didn't respond. We really need one more scoring option. Can't wait till Mario Little gets healthy. Cubbies, I wouldn't be surprised at all if we lost in Columbia this year.