Perhaps he could be available for comment, saving the organization the indignity of having the press dissect his associates' Twitter feeds in search of some kind of reaction. If not a Zambrano blowup, then it could be (God forbid) an accident of some kind at the ballpark, or perhaps the unveiling of a wart over the bleachers or a noodle in the players' lot. He was ushered in with the promise of being a new face for the organization in lieu of what went on in the Tribune years, but of late he's doing his best PK Wrigley imitation - hard-to-reach and eccentric (who in the [expletive] goes on a safari anyway?)