Cubs predicted to win World Series

[Irrelevant Dude]

... in 2031

https://www.mlb.com/news/predicting-world-series-winners-through-2033?partnerId=zh-20240111-1136917-mlb-1-A&qid=1026&utm_id=zh-20240111-1136917-mlb-1-A&bt_ee=V2nu71P3Z44c5eWCawTPPyZzuYNSjRYKkXpozmSunkMa8nADd3nV%2FJzsypR%2FP%2Bl0&bt_ts=1704980212630

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2031: Cubs over Red Sox

It will have been 113 years since the 1918 World Series in which these teams played, which isn’t the most symmetrical number, I’ll grant you, but you’ll still see countless black and white photos during this one regardless. If either one of these teams signs someone to a seven-year contract next offseason -- and since neither has done all that much this year, maybe that lines up a couple next year for these hungry fanbases -- this will be the final year. It’s instructive to write these predictions, by the way: It lets you know just how far into the future these contracts really go.

 

Don't we all feel better now?