All of the Nu-Cubans Ended up Sucking Except for Cespedes

[Sammy Sofa]

Discuss.

[Liam Neeson]

Maybe it’s my fault.

 

Maybe I led you to believe it was easy,

When it wasn’t.

 

Maybe I made you think my highlights started in the batter's box,

And not in the cage.

 

Maybe I made you think that every hit was a game winner.

That my game was built on flash, and not fire.

 

Maybe it’s my fault that you didn’t see that failure gave me strength,

That my pain was my motivation.

 

Maybe I led you to believe that baseball was a God given gift,

And not something I worked for,

Every single day of my life.

 

Maybe I destroyed the game.

Or maybe,

You just making excuses.

[minnesotacubsfan]

You can take a Cuban from Cuba but you can't take Cuba from the cigars.

[Sammy Sofa]

It was all a fake Cuban-sham.

 

http://i.imgur.com/kGKEK.jpg

[seanimal]

*recalls mojo's insufferable whining any time a cuban signed with another team*

[Sammy Sofa]

Damn right. And I'll do it again, too.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Castros plan to invade us: take over the mlb with shitty players

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Does Jose Fernandez not count since he defected as a high schooler and was in the MLB draft?

[rocket]

Also show respect for your new closer

[Sammy Sofa]

Also show respect for your new closer

 

[NonProfitCow]

Puig - .288 .362 .468 .831 OPS+ 132

Cespedes - .273 .325 .494 .819 OPS+124

 

And Puig is still younger than Cespedes was when he made his MLB debut.

[Sammy Sofa]

.258 .321 .411 .732 OPS+ 101

 

.290 .340 .544 .884 OPS+ 138