Have you ever pooped in a portapotty

[Sammy Sofa]

How about a urine-covered seat at Soldier Field? Same concept right?

 

Learn how to hover and how to hover well. Good workout for the hammies too.

 

Who just ups and takes a [expletive] outside? Not that there's anything wrong with defecating in nature, but some people just don't like having gravy ass for the rest of the day. Grass or pine cones do not suffice.

 

Hovering is the problem; you get in that position your nasty butt cheeks are still clenching together just causing spatter.

 

If outside the home pooping must be done, nature is always preferred because you can get a real hammy test and pop a squat. Most everything blasts free and clear, and any cleanup can be handled by a sacrificed pair of underwear.

[David]

I have definitely never crapped at a bar or a sports venue. Holy horsefeathers that sounds like a living nightmare. One time I was at Duffy's (before they did the new bathrooms in the front part) and saw someone crapping in the toilet and couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be in that situation.

[UMFan83]

I have definitely never crapped at a bar or a sports venue. Holy [expletive] that sounds like a living nightmare. One time I was at Duffy's (before they did the new bathrooms in the front part) and saw someone crapping in the toilet and couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be in that situation.

 

A lot of those bar bathrooms don't even have doors on the stalls. Either they were torn off by drunken idiots or they do that to prevent people from having sex/doing drugs in them.

[David]

I have definitely never crapped at a bar or a sports venue. Holy [expletive] that sounds like a living nightmare. One time I was at Duffy's (before they did the new bathrooms in the front part) and saw someone crapping in the toilet and couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be in that situation.

 

A lot of those bar bathrooms don't even have doors on the stalls. Either they were torn off by drunken idiots or they do that to prevent people from having sex/doing drugs in them.

yep

[Sammy Sofa]

Granted, I only know two people who spent any kind of significant time in prison, but both of them said the worst thing outside of the crippling boredom are the toilets right there in the cell. Nobody truly gets used to that kind of exposure.

[David]

Granted, I only know two people who spent any kind of significant time in prison, but both of them said the worst thing outside of the crippling boredom are the toilets right there in the cell. Nobody truly gets used to that kind of exposure.

 

when i was in my sr year of high school, i spent a night in jail once in the city (long story - it was about as innocuous as it could be), and i was handcuffed to my friend while he took a crap. that was both hilarious and horrifying.

[Cubbie Swagger]

Granted, I only know two people who spent any kind of significant time in prison, but both of them said the worst thing outside of the crippling boredom are the toilets right there in the cell. Nobody truly gets used to that kind of exposure.

 

when i was in my sr year of high school, i spent a night in jail once in the city (long story - it was about as innocuous as it could be), and i was handcuffed to my friend while he took a crap. that was both hilarious and horrifying.

On some really fucked up website, that could be a porno.

[David]

we were on opposite sides of a wall at least, but yeah

[philosophizer75]

I avoid public shitters as much as I can, but hotels are fine.