When will the Cubs unleash their first dong?

[Sammy Sofa]

Place your bets.

[Guest]

Tomorrow

[Guest]

A cavalcade of dongs

[treebird]

Tomorrow

 

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

[Guest]

Tomorrow

 

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

 

Is that Shakespeare?

 

I'm not as learned as you guys

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

April 17th.

[Sosa21MVP]

Rizzo will unleash a massive dong tonight.