Hilarously cheesy article on rays.mlb.com from the devil

[splintersag]

http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081020&content_id=3633346&vkey=news_tb&fext=.jsp&c_id=tb

 

Devil all fired up about Rays winning

"Hades resident bitter that Tampa Bay made it to World Series"

 

 

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION -- I didn't go down to Georgia.

 

First of all, I was kicked out of the Tampa area last winter, so if I was going to light out for the hot asphalt of Atlanta or Alpharetta, I'd have to go up to Georgia.

 

But nobody knows their geography these days. If they did, they'd be called the St. Petersburg Rays. That's where they play, after all.

 

Bitter, you ask?

 

Seriously? First those cartoons, and now this. :lol:

 

I like the Rays and their players, but even when they're good, their writers still act like Tampa's a minor league team or something.

[Ski]

That article had no point.

[Butterscup1679666578]

They're a minor league organization with major league talent. Mohawks? Cowbells? Where's the rally animal? Do they do indoor fireworks too?

[anabiono]

They're a minor league organization with major league talent. Mohawks? Cowbells? Where's the rally animal? Do they do indoor fireworks too?

 

they have pulsing strobes...is that close enough for you?

[Ski]

They're a minor league organization with major league talent. Mohawks? Cowbells? Where's the rally animal? Do they do indoor fireworks too?

Oh God, that cowbell made me want to stab my ears.

[Clem Fandango]

They are young. Everything about them is young.

 

Their players are young, their management is young, their front office is young, their promotions are geared towards youngsters.

 

Young young young. If anything Eric Young might be their next team President.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young. Kind of a funny word when you say it in your head as many times as I wrote it right here.

[jyoung55]

They are young. Everything about them is young.

 

Their players are young, their management is young, their front office is young, their promotions are geared towards youngsters.

 

Young young young. If anything Eric Young might be their next team President.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young. Kind of a funny word when you say it in your head as many times as I wrote it right here.

 

I disagree. Young is a very distinguished, authoritative, and commanding respect sounding word.

[DubCub]

They're a minor league organization with major league talent. Mohawks? Cowbells? Where's the rally animal? Do they do indoor fireworks too?

Oh God, that cowbell made me want to stab my ears.

 

Bruce Dickinson says "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell " http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1017105/more_cowbell/