I have a new strategy for the Cubs

[Buford T Justice]

I suggest that since our team looks like it doesn't care about playing anymore. The Cubs place a Tee or pitching machine (pretty much what our pitchers have been recently, this allows our pitchers never to injured again) on the mound and cardboard cut outs of our players on the field. This way when there is a game the actual player can twiddle their thumbs on the bench instead of on the field. We won't ever have to worry about payroll or injuries ever again.

[Garwilly]

Anyone else ever read a post, and then realize it made you significantly less intelligent? Edited May 26, 2006 by Garwilly

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Anyone else ever read a post, and then realize it made you significantly less intelligent.

 

I have now.

[Fro]

I say we purchase some of these bad boys... OBP will certainly improve!

 

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[hardcorecubfan]

I say we purchase some of these bad boys... OBP will certainly improve!

 

http://www.mactonnies.com/asimo.jpg

 

the girl or the robot?