How about you shut up and hit Milton. Jesus. You're the target audience of Paul Sullivan. He has the story he wants to write, he just needs the quote from Milton, so he asks him some questions to get him going and then writes it knowing a guy like you is going to be pissed that Milton's worrying about umpires rather than just playing the game. You're making Sullivan's job too easy. Apparently Milton agrees with you. I like how Sullivan says "by the Trib" instead of saying "by me". http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-26-cubs-pirates-chicagomay26,0,290055.story