The following all came from the same game thread, names removed to protect the overreacting: "SCORE SOME RUNS ON THIS BUM" "Why is our offense kinda sucky tonight?" "We're not seriously going to lose to Randy Wolf and the Padres are we?" "Wait, the Padres are winning? That's impossible though, everybody was saying they are unable to score runs and this is an easy win with a Z vs. Wolf matchup. I'm confused." "Zambrano always melts down against the worst hitters, often the pitchers Ugh, can we please win a series against a bad team that isn't the pirates?" "This reminds me of every Cubs game last season. They jump out to an early lead, but are quietly dominated by a mediocre lefty the rest of the way. Meanwhile, the other team chips away and eventually pulls ahead. The Cubs manage to stage a rally late in the game, but fail to score in the most excruciating way possible." All these came in a game the Cubs won by 9 runs.