hahahaha, this made me snot myself. One more hit and I'm peeing my pants! If peeing your pants is cool, just call me Miles Davis. Okay... I just stained the couch and the Wife is pissed. If she's watching the game, this should really be an understandable offense. No way Cubs should be leading right now. Key words... Yea yea - Let's just live in the moment of dillusion we've been given, and deal with the inevitable during the bottom of the inning.