Cardinals getting back into the division would be a bigger miracle than if Paul Pierce really did have a knee injury instead of shitting himself on live TV.
Outside of his colour blindness, bone spurs, shin splints, dicky knees, arrythmia, possible dyslexia, and multiple other cognitive and physical ailments, Shota is as healthy as he’s ever been.
Perhaps I am still watching because I am paying for this. Or perhaps I am still watching because I know the White Sox are a really really horsefeathers baseball team and comeback back is still very possible.
… Actually, that’s where I forgot what I was even saying because I knew I had more to add.