Nah, I don't really have anything against the Cubs. I spent many of my formative years in the baseball dead zone known only in hushed whispers as "Utah" and the Cubs were one of the only teams I could watch consistently. Plus, my dad lived in Chicago for a long time and is a Cubs fan (though not much of a baseball fan overall).
But if I get my grubby little hands on a Cardinals site, now we're cooking with gas for a fifth column maneuver.