red sox fans, if you're reading this, your city is full of poop and smells like poop. your fan base is poop and they talk funny like they got a mouth full of poop. you gave us ben affleck who is poop as well and i'm not too fond of that how bout them apples scene in goodwill hunting, it reminded me of poop. there was also another movie made about boston and it was called the town, and it was poop-flavored, to the max. all these people talking funny like JFK in the movies and on the simpsons, it was horse-poop. you also got a weird-lookin bridge there and it was probably designed by a guy who had poop for brains. we got an architect on this board and he's better than art vandelay and he could design a better bridge than that any day of the week. also, i watched boondock saints and i pooped after 15 minutes out of pure rage and disgust. and i think that movie gone baby gone was boston too, but that was a good movie, i especially thought it was sad when the guy said the girl was cooking like a little pot-roast when they left her in the car. it turns out the girl was safe and sound and living with a black guy in the woods. he had to live there because that's where black guys live in that part of the country so they don't get hated on by the weak-ass white people who live there and talk funny like they got a mouth full of poop. in summation, your team and owner have poop between their ears and since you all live in the catholic ghetto and most of you don't even have radios unless father o'fatbumps buys you one because he's molesting you and he doesn't want you to talk, you don't even know if your generic team won or not. also, none of you like wu tang.