I'm holding out hope that these early returns from the pirate's starters are less a product of inherent ability and coaching acumen than a reflection of the true awfulness of the cardinals' offense.
When you're 9 and you grew up in rural Michigan you don't. The memory is indelible. You're 45 or less? Would not have guessed that. Your immediate impulse was to estimate CubinNY's age based upon his post and (presumably) your knowledge of the date of construction of that particular McDonalds? horsefeathering. Robot.