Thing happens in 2006. Thing happens again in 2007.
"once every 20 or so years"
I know, it's besides the point of what you're saying, but if you're going to, for the umpteenth time, criticize statistical models as being flawed/wrong/useless, you should probably make sure that your counter argument is factually correct.
It's a heavily regressed model based on conservative projections that has proven to come closer to reality in the aggregate than most other projections. If I had 30 quarters and I said that I was going to flip them all 162 times and my prediction was that each one would be heads 81 times, I would certainly be wrong compared to the results, but the process for my prediction wouldn't be flawed.
As it is, it's a tool to compare how different teams project relative to each other in the hypothetical 'if every team played the season 10,000 times' way, because it's March 23rd and we don't have better 2026 data to use. If you want to come up with your predicted standings and we can compare the two and see who was closer in total, I'm happy to come back to that in October. Getting mad at otherwise highly respected stats sites for not having mastered the ability to predict a 162 game season is tiring.