Tony Wolters is starting, which I assume means Contreras is sick or dead, because otherwise, why. The only way this would make sense is if our manager was a career light hitting back up catcher trying to look out for his own by sabotaging his team and depriving us of a pissed off Contreras going up against Brandon Woodruff's fake tough guy act. Using this gif solely as an excuse to link to his stand up, which I've watched three times this week.