You are a wuss. Not going to Wrigleyville. Not punching Dane Cook clone. I'm disappointed in you. If I were in Chicago, I'd be in Wrigleyville getting HAMMERED.
whoa whoa whoa whoa WTF with the out-counting?! What's wrong with out counting? Seis mas! I dunno, but whenever I hear "6 outs left", I get a little nauseated.
Do you have Direct TV? How do you get the HD feed? (Just got an HD TV and am clueless on such matters.) You have to add the HD access package, then it it is on 73 - ESPNHD.