Are you serious? Personally, I think what you just said is completely, utterly absurd. Soriano, regardless of what team he's on, has a position to play. Just MO. Let's just have fun with this, shall we? If what people are saying is true, i.e., the Cubs are penciling him in for RF, then I worry about it. If he's replacing Murton in LF, then I hope the Cubs can get a RFer. If he's in CF, then I worry. We know he is terrible at 2nd, but the Cubs have signed DeRosa. Even with the poor defense at 2nd, that's where I'd play him. I know it is self-evident, but the point is making a good team, not signing a collection of good players and moving them around. I understand what you're saying, but teams move players around all the time. Pujols played 3B, LF and then 1B for example. Worked out pretty well for the Cards. Soriano is an extraordinary offensive player. Given his defensive weaknesses, I think it's a good thing he can be moved around.