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Box Scores Iowa lost 11-3 Box Score CF F. Pie 2/4, R, 2B (8) RF J. Kreoger 0/4, K 3B C. McGehee 0/3, BB, K PH J. Dubois 0/1, K SP J. Berg 4+ IP, 10 H, 10 ER, 2/4 K/BB, HR, HBP, 6-4 GO-FO Tennessee won 13-0 Box Score CF S. Fuld 0/5 SS M. Camp 0/3, 2 BB, 2 R 1B J. Fox 3/4, 2 R, 4 RBI, 2 2B (12), HR (3), HBP LF T. Colvin 1/5, R, RBI RF D. Deeds 3/4, BB, 3 R, RBI, 2B (14) C W. Castillo 2/5, 2 RBI, 2B (4), K SP D. Veal 7 scoreless, 2 H, 6/2 K/BB, WP, 10-5 GO-FO RP J. Ceda 2 scoreless, 2 H, 4/0 K/BB, 0-2 GO-FO Daytona lost 8-7 Box Score 2B T. Thomas 1/4, 2 BB, R, K, SB (12) SS J. Mota 1/4, 2 BB, R, E (5, fielding) LF T. Wright 3/4, BB, R, 4 RBI, 2B (8), K, Assist (3B) 1B S. Clevenger 1/4, 2 BB, RBI, 2B (7), K RF Y. Carter 0/5, BB, R, 4 K (ole!), Assist (2B) 3B J. Lansford 1/5, K, CS (4) C M. Reed 0/5, K SP M. Mateo 5 IP, 7 H, 3 ER, 1/3 K/BB, 7-4 GO-FO Peoria is off until the 19th. Boise won 6-5 thanks to Jake Opitz hitting a walkoff solo HR in his first professional AB Box Score CF T. Campana 0/3, BB, CS (1), HBP 2B J. Harrison 2/2, BB, R, RBI, 2B (1), SB (1), CS (1) PR/2B J. Opitz 1/1, R, RBI, HR (1) 3B J. vitters 0/3, BB, RBI, 2 K RF K. Burke 1/2, 2 BB, R, RBI, HR (1), K, CS (1), Assist (Home) DH R. Ridling 0/3, BB, 2 K 1B R. Keedy 3/4, R, 2B (1), K SS M. Gonzalez 0/3 C C. Perez 1/3, BB, R, RBI LF D. Rundle 1/3, BB, R SP M. Hatley 4 scoreless, 3 H, 5/1 K/BB, 4-3 GO-FO RP J. Jackson 2 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 1/0 K/BB, HR, 4-1 GO-FO RP J. Muyco 1.2 perfect, 1/0 K/BB, 3-1 GO-FO DSL Cubs 1 lost 5-1 Box Score OF A. Damian 0/1, K RF M. Camarena 1/4, 2 K 3B J. Pena 0/4, 3 K SP D. Encarnacion 5 scoreless, 2 H, 0/2 K/BB, 5-10 GO-FO RP J. Rosario 2 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 1/1 K/BB, HR, 2-2 GO-FO DSL Cubs 2 lost 6-2 Box Score CF M. Pestana 0/3, BB, K C C. Romero 0/4, 3 K, E (2, throw) LF J. Morelli 0/2, 2 BB, 2 K, CS (1), PO (1B), E (1, fielding) DH R. Parra 1/4, R, K 2B V. Bieneme 0/1, BB, R, K SP L. Liria 6 IP, 2 H, 2 ER, 3/0 K/BB, WP, HBP, 8-5 GO-FO RP E. Pena 1 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 2 ER, HR, 2-1 GO-FO RP Y. Veras 1 hitless/scoreless, 1/1 K/BB, 1-1 GO-FO OVERALL: 2-4

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Pie ends the day hitting .215. Let's hope he can continue to get that number back up!

Box Scores Iowa lost Game 1 of their DH 3-1 Box Score CF F. Pie 0/1, RBI, HBP 1B J. Dubois 0/3 RF J. Kroeger 0/3 3B C. McGehee 1/3 SP R. Wells 6 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 2/4 K/BB, 8-7 GO-FO RP C. Pignatiello 1 perfect, 3-0 GO-FO Iowa won Game 2 of their DH 8-4 Box Score CF F. Pie 3/4, 2 R, 4 RBI, 2B (7), HR (4) RF J. Dubois 0/2, 2 BB, R C C. McGehee 0/1, 2 BB, R SP G. Reinhard 3 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 2/2 K/BB, 1-4 GO-FO Tennessee also has the day off. Daytona won 6-5 in the 11th Box Score 2B T. Thomas 2/5, R, RBI, 2B (17), K LF T. Wright 1/5, BB C/1B S. Clevenger 2/4, BB, RBI, 2B (6), CS (2) RF R. Harvey 2/5, R, 2B (5), 2 K, Assist (2B) PR/C M. Reed 0/0, BB, R DH Y. Carter 2/4, BB, R, K, SB (5) 3B J. Lansford 0/3, RBI, K SS D. Barney 0/4, BB, 2 K, 3 E (throw x3) SP M. Carrillo 5.1 IP, 6 H, 4 ER, 1/2 K/BB, HR, 7-7 GO-FO RP C. Lambert 2 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1/0 K/BB, 4-1 GO-FO Peoria is off until the 19th. DSL Cubs 1 lost 2-1 Box Score SS R. Bautista 1/3, BB, K, CS (1), PO (1B) DH A. Damian 1/4, 2 K, CS (1) LF A. Hernandez 0/3 RF M. Camarena 3/3, SB (4) 3B J. Pena 0/3, 2 K, E (3, fielding) SP M. Perez 6 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 2/0 K/BB, HR, WP, 9-5 GO-FO RP R. Reyes 2 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 2/0 K/BB, WP, 2-2 GO-FO DSL Cubs 2 won 2-1 Box Score 2B V. Bieneme 0/4, 3 K CF M. Pestana 1/3, BB, Assist (3B) PR J. Morelli 0/0, R C C. Romero 1/4, R LF G. Robles 1/4, 2 K DH Y. Liria 0/4, 4 K (ole!) SP H. Mayora 5 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 8/1 K/BB, HBP, 3-2 GO-FO OVERALL: 3-2

Iowa swept their double header. Felix Pie went 2/4 with an RBI. Tennessee won 6-4. Atkins had a pretty good outing. Peoria...tied? That's a new one on me. The line Raisin posted for Hernandez is Hernandez's final line.

And if my uncle didn't have a [expletive], he'd be my aunt.

Catcher's speed!

Kevin Oried!

LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN! Ryan Dempster is molesting Mike Fontenot it seems.

That's one way to get out of it.

I remember being at a concert a few years ago and there was this fat chick who decided to get up on the guard rail and attempt to flash everyone. I screamed out at her, "NO FAT CHICKS!" This old tattooed biker dude turned to me and said, "Hey man, we don't call them fat chicks around here! That's disrespectful! You gotta call them RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLER HOGS! They're so [freaking] fat that you can roll them in flour and see where they couldn't reach with the towel after showering!" Good times.

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher? Bummer.

...say what?

I enjoy how the dome's moving shadow resembles Independence Day's opening scenes.

It makes for easy pickings for Reed Johnson when he goes out to the bars later?

That was quick.

This is like watching a Michael Wuertz outing.

Dusty would like to talk to Len about people with dark skin being able to withstand heat and sunlight.

Did Len just get bleeped?

Nothing like discussing prostate exams during a baseball game!

Reed Johnson playing against a RHP period annoys me.

Considering Tyler Colvin is supposed to be the next Alex Rios, they might be interested in him. :D AJ Burnett is #2 on my wishlist. I'm worried about his injury history and ability to pitch a full season, but not nearly as much so as Rich Harden (who has only pitched more than 150 IP once in his career). He's got great stuff and would be a buy low opportunity for the Cubs at this point. His contract runs through 2010 ($12m per year in '08, '09, and '10), but Burnett has an opt-out clause after this season (which he is unlikely to exercise). Considering he and Lilly get paid the same amount in '09 and '10, his contract would be fairly palatable. If the Blue Jays are open to trading with the Cubs, I'm hoping Hendry would also kick the tires on Halladay and Ryan, just to see if there'd be any possibility of the Blue Jays parting with either. I really doubt the Blue Jays would be willing to part with either (especially Halladay), but you never know with these things.

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There's something inherently amusing about watching a really fat guy try to run as fast as he can. The jiggling is almost hypnotic.

Box Score Iowa won Game 1 of their DH 7-0 Box Score CF F. Pie 2/4, RBI LF M. Murton 0/4, K 1B J. Dubois 2/3, 2 R, 2B (3) 3B C. McGehee 0/2, BB, K SP JR Mathes 7 scoreless, 2 H, 2/2 K/BB, 15-4 GO-FO Iowa won Game 2 of their DH 7-1 Box Score LF M. Murton 0/4, RBI, K RF J. Kroeger 1/3, BB, R 1B J. Dubois 1/3, R, 2 RBI, K, HBP 3B C. McGehee 1/2, BB, RBI SP M. Burns 5 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 5/0 K/BB, 8-2 GO-FO RP C. Pignatiello 1 perfect, 2-1 GO-FO Tennessee won 6-4 Box Score CF S. Fuld 0/2, 2 BB, R, HBP SS M. Camp 1/5, R 1B J. Fox 1/3, BB, 2 RBI, 2B (10), K, HBP RF T. Colvin 0/4, R, K C W. Castillo 1/4, 2B (3), K SP M. Atkins 5.2 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 6/1 K/BB, 7-4 GO-FO Daytona comes back from their All Star Break tomorrow Peoria tied their half-season finale 3-3 after 6 innings (I know, I'm confused too) Box Score LF C. Andersen 0/2, K CF J. Wyatt 1/2, CS (2) SS N. Samson 1/3, K DH B. Guyer 0/2 3B J. Rosa 2/2, R RF D. Johnston 1/2, R, 2B (12) 2B G. Guzman 1/2 SP R. Hernandez 6 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 7/3 K/BB, 5-5 GO-FO OVERALL: 3-0-1